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Mexican Wank

A group of fully aroused men perform a manual sex act whilst surrounding a consenting filthy grubby dutty dutty biatch, and in turn explode thier load (ejaculate) onto the afore mention dutty dutty slut, onto whatever part of her is adjacent to them. When each man and his little feller have fully deposited in turn, and only then have you acheived a MEXICAN WANK.
Craig: We found this dutty bird last night so me and the rest of the team did a mexican wank all over her.
Rob: Wow! Did she enjoy it?
Craig: No! there were loads of us she nearly drowned.
by Mr.T. June 30, 2006
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Mexican Charzard

To light ones anus hairs on fire and ripping a fat one, effectively becoming a human flamethrower.
“Hey did you hear about how Charlie did a Mexican Charzard in Darrel’s basement last week? He caught his mom’s new drapes on fire.”
by Joe Mama 69,420 December 14, 2021
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Mexican Beard

The product of rubbing cocaine all over your face and upper lip.
Yo anybody wanna snort off my Mexican beard?
by Eggwin The Oddly Shaped Egg February 28, 2017
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Mexican Dream

Hey, You're Mexican Dream.
by NonbinaryBean April 1, 2021
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Mexican handwash

-noun

The act of wiping one's hands on one's clothing after urinating, but not actually washing one's hands.
Although the restaurant had a strict hand-washing policy prior to exiting the Men's Room, Jose simply gave himself a quick Mexican handwash by rubbing his hands on his poncho.
by Tommy2011 September 23, 2011
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mexican break

Sitting in a bathroom stall on the toilet regardless of whether you have to poop or not just to take a non-scheduled break from work.

Usually this is done right before or right after a scheduled break.

The individual spends between 20-45 minutes in the bathroom and a lot of the time is talking on the phone or sleeping.
Oh look, Jorge is going to the bathroom again. Must be taking a Mexican Break.

Jose was in the bathroom stall for 45 minutes taking a Mexican Break.
by DarkTranslation September 28, 2017
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full Mexican

the action of inserting a burrito into someones anus
i gave her the full Mexican
by arandompenguin June 6, 2022
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