Lemon

A lemon is a joke that is squeezed dry, usually a one-time joke but is occasionally mentioned again. These jokes have every last droplet of humour squeezed out of them.

(long joke here)
“YEAH BUT TURNS OUT HIS LAPTOP ISN’T EVEN TURNED ON”
“HAHAHAHAHA”
“HAHAHA- wait. guys... this is a lemon.”

by XxHarvzBackxX December 21, 2021

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Lemon Bleach

Hello my name is Mr Lemon Bleach and i will be your physics teacher! In this class we will learn how to drink lemon bleach!

Lemon bleach is guuuuuuud

by MrLemonBleach June 8, 2018

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Lemon Milkshake

The act of busting a nut while peeing.

That's it.

-Emmitt, Wayne

"Bro i didnt know i was into lemon milkshakes like that."

by Tony Shortswole January 25, 2024

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Limes._.lemons

Want viral 0 times my TikTok account not yours

Crewmate: hey have you heard of LIMES._.LEMONS he's pretty funny imposter:no I have not but haha your sus

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Jack Lemon

Jack Lemon is a type of person to dribble at all times including when smoking a fag.

JL - Would you like twos on this fag?
Tom - Are you mad?

JL - what do you mean?

Tom - You dribble more than a teething baby! Bloody Jack Lemon

by Banchoodgang November 20, 2020

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Lemon

When someone is being cowardly or a prude towards certain subjects or somebody who is just very scared,

Alternatively it can mean someone is being a kill joy.

Girl 1 - I don’t know I’m kinda nervous

Girl 2 - oh come on stop being such a lemon

by Dingusmcbutto May 8, 2020

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