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fail kid

A stupid, pimply faced, teenager who is popular in their school, and thinks having a social life is more important than drinking water, and only knows how to say "FAIL" and/or "EPIC FAIL" as a comeback to any good insult. Fail kids like to take out their frustrations on popular online games like warcraft or counter strike, because they're nerdy, weak ass little pre-mature fucks in real life, and stay up till midnight on those games using lame internet slangs like L0l, pl0x, own3d, n00b, OMG you noob omg!, and of course, FAIL. They can be seen hanging out in malls with their friends(who are also fail kids). When these angry ass teens aren't saying fail, hanging out with friends, eating mcdonalds, or playing games, they like to go on facebook, and get depressed after random ass people dont accept their friend requests.
Hugo: You're pathetic.

Jonathan(fail kid): FAIL
by hamburgercheesemacraonicheese October 25, 2009
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kidding you not

Dude; i saw an alien at the beach, like...kidding you not man!
by Jimena Lynn Blanco January 25, 2009
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Spider Kid

The kid at your high school who is just really "special". There isnt an actual definition but you know they are one when you see one. Symptoms include having a self charm (mainly to nerds), interest in weird things, and not taking showers and having a lisp. A good example would be Dustin from Stranger Things.
Jason has a weird Spider Kid friend. His name is Aaron and he has a lisp and is really into chess. I also think that he has never taken a shower in his life or at least he smells that way.
by sgduysagedy29 September 28, 2018
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stray kids

9 beautiful men that put their soul into making music for stay (their fanbase). They are perfect in every way and oh so talented. They work so hard for what they have and are grateful kings.
Chan- "Just tell changbin that you're in love with him."
Felix-

Wow stray kids is amazing!
by Stanstraykids July 18, 2019
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chromebook kid

A kid at school who is always on their laptop. Often used to refer to geeky kids who are probably in anime club and use tumblr as their main source of media.
“Ugh there are so many chromebook kids on this bus. That’s why it smells so weird.”

“Dude my class is full of chromebook kids, it’s so awkward.”

“Oh man I thought he was okay , come to find out he’s a closeted chromebook kid.”
by LordOnionIsAll May 24, 2018
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cancerous kids

A group of people (typically teenagers) who have an obsession with bad jokes, puns, and jokes. They are usually looked at weirdly by their confusing and loud antics. They are also known for their "gang sign" which is basically the OK sign you make the forms an O shape and leaves your three other fingers out.
Those Cancerous Kids are so loud! Someone tell them to shut up! And what's with all the terrible jokes!
by emokid5000 May 19, 2016
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Goony Kid

A certain person that resembles the child from the film "Goonies", he has pretty fucked up features and tends to be a douche. If you come face to face with such a person the general response is to leg it and shout 'Gooony'
by PrinceFatty March 16, 2011
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