Jordan

A man with a massive cock and come pull any girl that he wants including he has awesome powers like superspeed, wolverine claws and superstrength and will also be a porn star when he's older and have sex with any Girl that he wants also don't trust Jordan because he will fuck your mum as hard as he can and then she will be obsessed and always invite him in and favour him over you

My mum wants a jordan all the time

by Nazs70dz March 26, 2017

the jordan effect

When u beef with a girl name jordan and ya ass gets soggy and flat as a result

"thats the jordan effect for ya

by elisamariaaaaa November 24, 2023

Jordanation

the word "Jordanation" or Jordanating" means a person named "jordan" jerking off

"hey guys look! he loves jordanation" "I'm jordanating it!"

by fella cancer October 1, 2025

Jordan-Gank

The theory that providing assistance to a losing situation will not improve upon it. It would be better to capitalize on a winning alternative, or to improve one's own situation.

"Has anyone seen our Jungler?"

"Are you winning lane?"

"No?"

" You should never expect a Jordan-Gank"

by JTrollen March 25, 2021

JORDAN

A jordan is a prepubescant boy who was born when his father cummed into the toilet and he evolved out of a sewer drain. From the chemicals in the sewer it has turned the jordans skin fully white like a piece of paper. Jordans facial expression lacks emotion, this is because he has no soul and the only thing he is attracted too are that of a species called ethans. Ethans and jordans are destine to fall in love in one life or another, and parttake in gay sexual intercourse to create what is known as a mason or a max. Jordan speaks in a high pitch lgbtq toned voice.

Brooo i me and my holmie got so horny last night w just started jordanning.

I didnt have a cumsock last night so i just pulled a jordan.

Wow prince phillip skin look like a jordan.

by Dickslaya685 September 28, 2022

jj jordaned

the act by which Kappa Delta sorority sends members to national probation without evidence they did anything wrong

KD Jj Jordaned another member because they didn't like her calling out their racism

by KDsucks January 17, 2024

Jordan

Jordan (johr-dahn)- Jordan is a major douche and doesn't understand real love. He may seen cute at first to may but he isn't as true as you think. Jordan is popular and has many friends, but you should stay away from him. Jordans are heart-breaker and may be pathological liars. He isn't very smart and is known for asking stupid questions. Beware of Jordans.

OMG Jordan literally broke up with me! That heartbreaker doesnt understand my passion!

by xxFacts4LIieXx December 3, 2019