Joe 'Perfect'

A Joe is a friend that you can always have a laugh with, a good friend but also a very feminine friend with an attraction to short-shorts, dogs and anything particularly queer. But a Joe is an amazing friend and if a girl is lucky enough to get a Joe, they shouldn't let him go because he is, more often than not, the best guy you will ever be with. He is very thoughtful and will always say what he thinks is right. A Joe is also very sexy and has a huge penis... that is all.

Girl: That guys dick was HUUGE... He was defiantly a Joe.
Guy: Yeahh I did notice the short-shorts he was wearing...
Girl: Obviously a Joe 'Perfect'

by TeehBubbleWrappedUnicorn April 19, 2010

billie joe

Lead singer and guitarist of the best band on the planet, Green Day!!! He is so goddamn fuckable, it's unbelievable. He is so hot, everything about him. The most georgeous, hottest, loveliest, sexiest man on the planet. Everything about him is hot, from his ass to his voice, and he is awesome on guitar. Don't belive me? Check the picture! (If it works...0_o)

woah...Billie Joe is so hot...*faints*

by Billie Joe's angel October 4, 2005

billie joe

One of the sexiest (actually, THE sexiest) guys to walk the planet. Frontman of the Californian band Green Day, which happen to be the best band ever. Also has a sexy voice.

(Ooh, and American Idiot and Dookie are 2 of the best albums ever!)

Billie: Hi, I'm Billie Joe.
Me: *Orgasmic, wild screams*

by Monique April 1, 2005

Joe Hickey

a hot but gay teenager who bleaches his hair blonde and runs track

A: Who's that hot kid with the blonde hair?
B: Oh that's Joe Hickey, he's gay and runs track.

by Yoonchanchuckchoi February 27, 2011

joe-john

Someone that is so misguided and confused at life, that they don't know their own name. This trait often rubs off into their everyday activities, often causing them to give off a negative aura.

Normal Person : "Hey! What's your name?"
Socially Awkward Person: "It's Joe, err, John.. It's John."
Normal Person : "Alright Joe-John, I'm going to leave now. Let's pray we never talk to each other again."

by rmag_tnc December 9, 2013

Who is Joe

Joe /jō/

Joe Biden is a man that has a great understanding in numbers. Many great moments in history will be because of Joe Biden. An Example of Joe's Great knowledge in numbers was on October 8th, 2020. "Eight hundred million billion dollars..." Joe also has great wisdom in the language spoken in America, English. English is very hard, even for joe Biden. "Covid has taken this year just since the outbreak .Has taken more than 100 year. look here's the lives, it's just, it's when you think about it."

Who is joe and why is my dead grandparents voting for him.

by Zoom_employee#9 November 16, 2020

jiggily joe.

when someone pours hot coffee all over their boobs and has it licked off.

Lisa gave jon a jiggily joe. for breakfast.

by patty watty the fat faggy May 9, 2010