jacob sartorious

a little stupid white kid that tries to be black so hard and gets followers for it

"Uh John pulled a jacob sartorious on snapchat what a bitch."

by _Ricegum_ June 28, 2016

Jacob Sartorious

A butthole.

"OMG stop singing, it sounds like Jacob Sartorious..."

by Sexy Doreen June 19, 2016

jacob sartorius

A mediocre teenage white male that says corny things that teenage girls love and adore and makes musical.ly's but is stiff in all of them and appears at magcon singing ABCs to teenage girls while they're singing along.

"Give me an example of mediocre."
"Jacob Sartorius."

by cardib June 3, 2016

Jacob Kendall George

No one gives a shit about your boyfriend's name.

"OMG OMG OMG I'M 13 YEARS OLD AND IN LOVE" -Brittany Mae "Smiley Face" Hope

Fun Fact: The individual (Jacob Kendall George) that the author above is describing is likely either no longer a part of their life and/or deeply despised.

by An Audience May 14, 2013

Jacob Michael Thomas

My beautiful boy.

Extremely caring, loving and strong. One of the best, funniest, smartest people out. Love him absolutely shitless, she's gorgeous inside and out.

Person- ' I wish I had a guy like Jacob Michael Thomas '

Me- ' HELL YEAH YOU DO '

by LIL LLAMA July 9, 2014

jacob the jew

A gay pornstar who usually is a bottom, deepthroats an cock he can get. Usually forgets to wear his hat, also a vegan.

Last night I saw some of Jacob the Jews work.

by Zachary the cuck January 12, 2017

jacob fletcher

Jacob Fletcher is an adorable, outgoing, friendly and sporty dude. He usually has blondy browny hair and has an awesome sense of humor. Jacob is usually the cutest guy you'll ever meet. He usually dates people named Bella or Aimeelia. He is always playing footy no matter the weather the cutest Jacobs are usually in Australia. He's the best guy u'll ever meet.

"Wow he's hot you think I should ask him out" said Bella

" yea go for it. It's Jacob Fletcher " said Jorja

by Emily Martain January 18, 2018