mrs jones

typical basic english teacher. always fucking pregnant. must have chronic problems. classroom always cold as fuck

“yo mrs jones turn the ac up it’s cold as hell”

mrs jones: “kill urself bitch i’m sweaty”

by penis…..head May 14, 2022

Jones

To leave something in a state where no one will be willing to use it for quite some time.

"Sorry I had some extra spicy food last night and had to Jones the washroom.

by LuciferTheWise December 20, 2023

Jone

The baddest bitch on the block, don’t mess w her when she has sunglasses if you don’t wanna catch those hands. MC Vait has got you hooked.

Guy: hey who’s that over there
Girl: don’t mess with her, that’s thunder Jone

by Baddestbitch2002 December 9, 2018

Mike Jones

A rapper is a Pokemon. Hence, the reason he says "MIKE JONES!" 2/47

Mike Jones: Mike Jones!
Person: Who is Mike Jones?
Mike Jones: Duh? I AM Mike Jones.

by Mileyjonesthepizzafan September 9, 2022

Max Bryan Collin Jones

Max Bryan Collin Jones is a man who has a really big, huge massive forehead so this word 'Max Bryan Collin Jones' means massive forehead

look at that guys 'Max Bryan Collin Jones'

by IlIlllII October 12, 2020

The Indiana Jones

When you put your dick in and the girl asks, “is that it”, you say no and slowly pull out, replacing your penis with your finger that’s longer.

The missus doesn’t think my dick is that big, so I gave her the Indiana Jones

by Km23446 March 16, 2023

Lachlan jones

Lachlan Jones is known famously for breaking his back 22 times a year for carrying his team. His also know for breaking 4 tables a day because his quads be popin! #YeahTheGirls #FlowerPower

Lachlan Jones helped us destroy 36 tables in 1 day

by Achmahd March 6, 2019