it’s not you, it’s me

definitely your fault.

when an asshole doesn't take responsibility for his decisions he’s going to say “it’s not you, it’s me.”

by thisbitchisleftist September 3, 2020

Slow me

When someone shows you the slowest way possible to do something

Mikey is going to slow me how to do that

by Olhatch July 12, 2022

took me there

When someone makes you very angry or upset, usually on purpose.

I thought we were cool, but then Joe started a fight with me over that girl. Man, he really took me there!

by TheConsciousnessEngineer December 23, 2020

track me

Meaning come at me bro or do you wanna go! Works best with obsessive chest beating and eye rolling

Jackie: Tay, Do you have a problem? !?
Tay: Man track me!!! *slaps chest and jumps at Jackie while breaking work I.d.*

by tesiacrazii16 July 29, 2014

be honest with me

you're already fucked

boy/girl/non binary ect.: be honest with me, are you cheating?
boy/girl/non binary ect.: fudgsicallllssss

by Quin<3 November 21, 2021

vexing me

Irritating, and annoyingly asking irrelevant rhetorical questions.

Boss: Hey, have you finished that report yet?

Me: Uh no.
Boss: But it's been 2 days. Get on it!
Me: WHY YOU ALWAYS VEXING ME!!

by ChunkyBrown May 1, 2016

je me

je me is a cantonese word in English it means "get off my way" or "go away"
saying je me is an inappropriate term but people just keep saying it.

A: ( blocks the road)
B: je me!

by seaweedeggs July 3, 2019