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fire crotch

While some think it is red pubic hairs it is actually possible for any human being to recieve a fire crotch.

Typically at bonfires, everyone is outside enjoying a nice cold beer or playing foolish games with fireworks. In a devilish game of roman candles one could be struck in the crotch region causing them to occur a "fire crotch"

Another cause of fire crotch can happen when somebody tries to be "cool" and leap over the fire. Their genitals can get very close to the fire and can also cause fire crotch

If you are occuring fire crotch be prepared for burnt children if you are planning to have kids.
1. "yo dude hit me with the roman candle... o shit i got fucking fire crotch, o fuck put it out oh fuck that hurts"
by Jeff Woodall August 17, 2008
mugGet the fire crotchmug.

Fire Stick

When you get gonorrhea from a female of Native American Decent.
by Eureka's Finest June 15, 2011
mugGet the Fire Stickmug.

Fire In the Hole

phrase used by stoners (frequent pot smokers) just before lighting marijuana in any form
"Hey, stop playing that video game and come over here. Fire in the hole!"
by lisagirl April 8, 2003
mugGet the Fire In the Holemug.

fire distinguisher

Something that distinguishes fire
Carl* Is that a fire
Fire Distinguisher* Yep thats fire
by Parmageddo May 30, 2018
mugGet the fire distinguishermug.

Dumpster fire

Dude, Jason is a total dumpster fire.
by EasternBoi November 28, 2018
mugGet the Dumpster firemug.

fire and forget

Sleeping with someone and then never calling them again; different way of saying ‘one night stand’ that sounds better.
Guy 1: Hey man did you hook up last night? I saw a girl leave your room earlier.
Guy 2: yeah but it was nothing special, just a fire and forget.
by Todd_The_Godd May 16, 2018
mugGet the fire and forgetmug.

Fire Torch

When a male Ginger's penis is erect
Thanks for using your fire torch, i couldnt see anything!
by Da 808 Skater April 30, 2010
mugGet the Fire Torchmug.

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