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Pipe Cracker

Being a Butt Wiser is the act of becoming a real wise-cracker and smart-ass through the act of smoking a glass crack pipe through your booty. You will then become known as both a pipe cracker and a crack piper, interchangeably under the influence of a pipe crack.
"If you're begging for my root, I am afraid you'll rutabaga me booty. If you chew and swallow rutabagas, they will end up in your doodie. If you smoke a smart-ass crack pipe out of your booty, you'll be a butt wiser inside the pipe cracker of the mind's doodie."
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 3, 2023
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Pipe Crack

Being a Butt Wiser is the act of becoming a real wise-cracker and smart-ass through the act of smoking a glass crack pipe through your booty. You will then become known as both a pipe cracker and a crack piper, interchangeably under the influence of a pipe crack.
"If you're begging for my root, I am afraid you'll rutabaga me booty. If you chew and swallow rutabagas, they will end up in your doodie. If you smoke a smart-ass crack pipe out of your booty, you'll be a butt wiser inside the pipe crack of the mind's doodie."
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 3, 2023
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Lead pipe

When shit isn't going your way, so u want to bash your skull with a lead pipe
I got raped by master chef, I wanna smash my skull with a lead pipe
by Dabiglog March 14, 2023
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Pipe Princess

A person who obsessively cleans their THC equipment.
Stop being such a pipe princess! You are using all of my isopropyl alcohol
by StupidStone5924 March 20, 2023
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Straight Pipe

Removing a catalytic converter from a car in order to make it sound faster than it is. Can land you with a Section 59 if the police check under the car.
“That car behind me is deafening, is it an AMG?”

Nah bro, just another idiot who decided to straight pipe his golf.”
by 3Serie March 21, 2023
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Pipe Grouping

Multiple Pipes in a piping/plumbing system that are running in the same direction serving multiple fixtures, assemblies, or units. These Groupings can be installed using a variety of different support techniques including but not limited to Unistrut racks, loop hangers, clevis hangers etc.
“We will be fabricating this pipe grouping down the corridor.”

“It doesn’t make sense to fabricate this pipe grouping because it is just simple small runs.”
by M. Tellefson March 24, 2023
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sacred pipe

The act of a man laying in front of a woman with his legs spread. The woman is sitting between his legs her feet are coressing his testicals while she is giving him a blowjob using both hands and mouth. So a combination of feet coressing, hands stroking, and mouth sucking amazing ness.
After a long day the man requested the sacred pipe from his spouse and she obliged him.
by HK&A3511 April 3, 2023
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