ghetto scheming

My homies & I was ghetto scheming for hours trying to find ways to make money
by DFW76104 June 09, 2017
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Ghetto lawyer

A person argumentative in nature whos nature is only matched by his/her petty ignorant nature one whom can’t cope with the world as it is so they pick at their reality in a futile attempt to argue to circumvent a fixed scenario one who tries to change the circumstances of others to suit their own ends often behaves in an ignorant and petty way with no real train of logical thought
That petty fucker argues about bullshit so damn much he might as well be a ghetto lawyer
by Diablo De Azule August 08, 2019
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ghetto booty

Slang for someone with a big and tight bottom. Note how this term is used to describe a black girl's bottom.
"Bruh, this girl ain't got no ghetto booty. She looks anorexic."
"She's fine to me, you stupid bitch."
by monstaudios July 21, 2021
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Ghetto-Laid

Two different types of kool-aid mixed together with a crap ton of sugar (unmeasured) and normal amount of water.
Friend: Hey, what is there to drink?
Girl: I made some Ghetto-Laid, it is in the fridge.
by Melissa & Ashley February 23, 2021
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Suburban Ghetto

Middle class life and neighbors that have more crime than poverty stricken neighborhoods. Adults are often in denial.
You could tell Grant was from the suburban ghetto. When he received a grey Audi instead of silver, he threatened to shoot his mother and kids at school.
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Ghetto Lane

The right side of the road when entering an intersection. This is often used for drivers who are turning right but in the ghetto it is used as a thru-lane wherein ghetto sleds can creep past the waiting cars and then floor it when the light turns green. Within a few hundred feet or yards the Ghetto Lane user will need to merge back into the main lane, this usually involves cutting off cars, near-misses with pedestrians, and possibly running over cyclists.

The Ghetto Lane is often referred to as the G-Lane. This preserves some sense of political-correctness but also serves to account for the synonym - Gangster Lane - so used because the Ghetto Lane is often used by Gangsters.
Look alive up here, this intersection has a ghetto lane.
by Ghetto Lane December 16, 2014
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Ghetto Dabs

Poor or broke People's Way of taking marijuana wax dabs using either a spoon,knife,crackpipe,ice pipe aka an oil burner,a dab bowl on an Apple or on an object using as a pipe,etc Instead of buying or using a dab rig or bowl and buying all the extra shit like a metal spoon,dabmat,blowtorch,dab storage,etc. Ghetto Dabs are simple,but effective at delivering that good honey into the user without being outta pocket. And can be done with just a Bic lighter or mini torch lighter.
AYE, Man do you have a rig for some wax I have, Nah, Man all I got is an new oil burner I just picd u down to do Ghetto dabs? /Sure/ Then roll that shit into a ball and let's get dabbin.
by BROKBOI December 11, 2018
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