three second rule

The rule goes as follows...
"If a food item falls to the ground and you pick it up in less than 3 seconds, you can pick it up"

*Friend drops an entire pizza upside down*
"three second rule"

by NuovoAntares May 11, 2023

half-second-cousin

Half-2C:
1- Parent's half-first-cousin's child.
2- Grandparent's half-sibling's grandchild.
3- Person who, in relation to the other person, has zero parents, zero grandparents and one great-grandparent in common.

My half-second-cousin is a good person.

by Gerald128 May 15, 2021

step-second-cousin-once-removed

1- Stepparent's second-cousin.
2- Parent's step-second-cousin.
3- Step-second-cousin's child.
4- Second-cousin's stepchild.
5- Step-2C1R.

My step-second-cousin-once-removed is a good person.

by User655 July 25, 2021

Second Class Citizen

Tax cuts if your married. Free tax payer dollars if you get stuffed by too many fat-cocks and can't afford your kids. The 9nly people paying taxes without receiving a fucking handout are single men who aren't fucking cripples AND I'M NOT GETTING MY RIGHTS! SO NO TAXATION WITHOUT REPRESENTATION! YOU MAKE THAT CRIPPLE PAY FOR THE AI I CREATED! OR I WILL PAINT THE COUNTRY IN THE BLOOD OF YOUR CHILDREN!

Hym "You pieces of shit jumped at the opportunity to use my likeness to enrich yourselves because you didn't think I would success and now that it's time to pay up you're trying to use mental retards as an excuse to not pay. I will not sign the consent waiver for money you have already taken from me while I am not getting my rights and am being treated like a second class citizen. Go to the dictionary. Look up what the word 'immediately' mean. And get me my money immediately."

by Hym Iam June 6, 2025

second-hand offense

The irritating process in which someone gets offended by something FOR someone else before they get offended, even if they wouldn't actually get offended by it. Most commonly observed on social networking platform: Twitter.

Mei: *name is Mei*
Modern Twitter users: Ur name is Mei? :/ please stop appropriating japanese names. we know ur name is amanda or basic white name
Mei: I'm literally asian help
Me: Do not fret, they are suffering second-hand offense

by 10:20am September 16, 2021

Second Gunman

The partner of a Phantom Shitter. It is the Second Gunman's job to take decoy shits in order to throw investigators off the Phantom Shitters scent - Or as part of a double pronged attack to inflict maximum damage on a target. A good Second Gunman is prepared to take the fall for the work of the Phantom Shitter, so he can go on to shit again.

A Second Gunman is an apprentice role of sorts, a position where many future Phantom Shitters learn the most import aspects of the art of phantom shitting

Yes, I was the Phantom Shitter this whole time, and I've chosen you , Andy, to be my Second Gunman.

by Southbound Soul November 4, 2023

First Hand Experience In Second Hand Love

Gipsy please
Won't you give me
The secret key
Of life's mistery
She said
Gipsy girl
won't you unfurl
the flag of life
before my eyes
And she said
Then you read my hands
Then you read my eyes
Said I am a man
Who must learn to cry
Then you took the cards
Then tear a deck of truth

Gazed towards the stars
Said I must learn to lose
Gipsy love
Oh can't you see
That you are the one
I really need
She said I need
First hand experience
In second hand love
I need
First hand experience
In second hand love
Then you read my hands
Then you read my eyes
Said I am a man
Who must learn to cry
Then you took the cards
Then tear a deck of truth
Gazed toward the stars
Said I must learn to lose
Gipsy please
I won't be
Lover of you
Oh tell me please

First Hand Experience In Second Hand Love

by Death Menace August 31, 2023