DIY rape

When you aren't horny, but you still masturbate (normally out of sheer boredom).
Your heart says no, but your brain says yes.

Intellect: Ya yesterday I was super bored, so I diy raped myself.
Retard: How can you rape yourself
Intellect: *radiates big dick energy* I wasn't horny, but I still masturbated.

by crispypiss December 11, 2018

Ear Rape

Ear rape is something loud or obnoxious directly into your ears. It could be something like a played with audio or even someone just yelling into a microphone. One way we have all experienced ear rape is by someone really bad at singing at your school talent show, and it's so bad that the microphone makes that really obnoxious screech that everyone hates and all the kids in your middle school would complain about, yeah that noise.

JOE: Huh there a lot of people here I should pop in some headphones....
*WATCHES A PEWDIEPIE VIDEO*: SQREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
JOE: A SHIT MY EARS. THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF EAR RAPE!

by MICKEY PEEPS July 29, 2018

Ear rape

@the new maui, maui 4 #5778

Ear rape of this boi, was like this
'WhAt CaN i SaY bUt, YoUr WeLcOmE'

by vevojak March 20, 2019

formatting rape

When a messaging program or phone changes your message by replacing certain symbols with emoticons you didn't know about or uses them to start stylized text.

"You still have that formula from the lecture?"
"yeah man its 4x + 2v(smiley face) = 10"
"???"
"shit man 2v SQUARED, formatting rape."

by Smooth_Deflagerator June 5, 2016

Food Rape

Being forced to eat any type of food you dont want to eat or havent given consent to being fed

My mom fed me yuck ass broccoli when i was little held me down. and shoved it in my mouth, i was helpless, it was food rape.

by Robert Financial (bob Finance) August 20, 2020

friend raped

When a friend comes over and wayyyy over stays their welcome but knowing that you are friends ... you wont make them leave.

She and her 4 kids came over just before dinner, unannounced, took off all the jackets and boots.

Without being polite about the situation she asked "What are we having for dinner?"

"Thats just wrong ... honey you were friend raped !"

by owenscott1 November 11, 2011

Quota Rape

Quota Rape - the act of setting a sales quota so high that there is no possible way to achieve it and therefore you feel like you are being raped by the organization

Hey Joey , did you get your new quota ?

Sure did ! I got quota raped again so clearly I’m making no money this quarter!

by Joey boombatz February 4, 2022