el horse tornado

A Hispanic mom describing a merry-go-round

So it's a merry go round

I took the kids to the El Horse Tornado today!

I'm so excited to go to the El Horse Tornado!

by I.Like.Arson August 24, 2021

Working the pommel horse

When a cat is in the process of cleaning/licking her own ass with at least one back leg/paw diagonally in the air(can also be 2 back legs)...AND at least one, but better with two front paws on the ground rendering the illusion of the cat working an olympic pommel horse.

I looked over my shoulder to see what that smacking sound was....staring back at me was my cat....caught red-handed working the pommel horse.

by Ace B April 28, 2006

calm your horses

What tyler says

Miranda: "Im so worried! im not gonna finish this project! AHH!!"
Tyler: "CALM YOUR HORSES

by tylersexypants January 13, 2012

Horse Head in the Bed

When a woman stuffs her ponytails into her mouth and then gives oral to a dude.

Katie's hair is full of jiz because she just gave Jeff a Horse Head in the Bed.

by jeffye September 10, 2011

Big Horse Fine

Horse Fine Is A Black Girl Who Is EXTREMELY ATTRACTIVE. She Has All The Right Elements: Fat Ass Big Titties and A Fine Ass Face .

Toccara Jones Is BIG HORSE FINE.

"The Girl In The Pink Is Cute"
"But Do You See That Girl In The Red Dude? She Is BIG HORSE FINE"

Ex. Beyonce Is Not Horse Fine.

by TheDamnThuqq August 19, 2011

Ride the white horse

Slang in Korea referring to sex with a white woman

Jihoon: man I would love to ride the white horse.
Kim: me too

by \\\\\mina July 18, 2021

Massachusetts Horse Bite

When a ladyfriend performs oral sex whilst chewing gum, and then at the moment the gentleman is about to finish, she bites down on the gum and his dongelberg at the same time.

Jeremy went the way he always wanted to go, he got a Massachusetts Horse Bite from a tramp. May he rest in peace.

by A Very Dissapointed Person May 24, 2011