Hoboken

basically part of new york and everyone thinks they're from the city. don't doubt them. the town is obsessed with frank sinatra and has the best city views

"where are you from"
"a town right next to the city"
"what's it called?"
"hoboken"

by sloths?? January 17, 2022

Hoboed

The taking of an item (usually of low cost) in order to survive.

"I hoboed off with a jar of peanut butter for dinner this week."

by Polly Histor December 14, 2021

Hobosexual

A person who is homeless and will have sex with a gay person just to have a place to live. (I'm not gay but $20 is $20)

Bill: I just got a text from Chris and he wants to move in with me.

Mark: stop that action right now cuz he's a hobosexual.

by BigSeags December 31, 2021

Hobosexual

A woman who is so hard up for sex that she lets a homeless person sleepover with her just so she can get laid.

"Barbara is such a hobosexual, you know she only lets him stay with her so she can get laid. Poor fellow."

by Polly Histor January 1, 2022

hobosexual

Someone that uses sex to get a roof over their head.

She's a hobosexual, if she had her own money, she wouldn't be sleeping with Mark.
Or
She got kicked out of her apartment and now stays at Marks' place? Sus. She must be a hobosexual!

by frizzyeff March 5, 2022

hobozlobo

if you use this, you are saying thag the person is sexy (in a silly and goofy way 🥺🥺💕)

“Oh mh gee! Rosalies 4th Crusle! Oh my Rosalie, you are so hobozlobo!!”
“You think so 🥺🥺🥺🥺”

by banananananalala March 13, 2022

Hobosexual

Someone who jumps into a relationship to avoid homelessness.

Turtleboy is the biggest hobosexual in central Massachusetts.

by Woocares March 19, 2022