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Dirty Francis

When a partner wears a biking helmet covered in rusty nails (similar to a sea urchin), and runs at partner 2 from a distance of approximately 10 yards while partner 2 holds their urethra open in an attempt for partner 1 to "thread the needle".
Player 1: "Man! Bill was late for practice today so Coach gave him a Dirty Francis!"
Player 2: "Ow man that made my crotch hurt just hearing that."
Player 3: "hope he got his tetanus shots."
by MackDirty323 April 20, 2020
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Dirty Melissa

When a friend comes out of the room after having sex, takes the condom off, and slaps you square in the face with it.
I cant believe Chris gave me a dirty melissa yesterday!
by Drtrucks11 May 28, 2019
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dirty cormac

To keep your underpants on for 38 days then lightly tap the crust 3 times with a table spoon to release your penis, helicopter it and cover your mas mirror in brie
I got your mas mirror with s dirty cormac
by Nortcider May 21, 2019
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you dirty

(A girl lies about going with a whole bunch of boys)
Female: She dirty!

or
Female 1: I'm famous all you hoes thinking of me
Female 2: You dirty! Nobody dont even like you.
by kween980 April 5, 2010
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Dirty dick

A guy who can't keep his dick in his pants!! Kiel Carr's a "Dirty dick" he Sleeps with slag willing doubt how minging they are!!
Did you hear that kiel carr sleeps with with random slag! he's is such a "dirty dick"
by AbLovesya February 6, 2020
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dirty weekend

Going on a weekend getaway with a loved one (yours or someone else's) for the express purpose of coitus.
"Harry got us a seaside room in Brighton!!"
"Its gonna be a proper dirty weekend."
by RascalR May 30, 2008
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Dirty Cynthia

A person who is NOT a playa but they fuck a lot
by Dirty Cynthia June 17, 2019
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