that one shit in the toilet that after you exit the bathroom you feel like you were never depressed ever
by anonymous crow February 24, 2024
Get the depression shit mug.When you develop a depression so deep within you due to being employed at Dan’s that don’t realize you’re depressed until other people point it out. You begin to lash out at self checkout customers for not knowing the store code for bagels and begin sabotaging grocery carts in response. A severe mental disorder, those afflicted should not be approached unless a natural disaster occurs, in which they will begin praying for an apocalypse.
I’ve worked at Dan’s for far too long, I believe I have been infected with Dan’s Depression. Just last week I lashed out at a customer for telling me to have a good day.
by JRdanbury February 18, 2019
Get the Dan’s Depression mug.Depression isn’t just a feeling. It’s a mindset. It’s a lifestyle. It’s when the whole world is ending, and everything is going wrong, and you’ll never be happy again, and you can’t breathe because you’re unhappy, and you don’t matter, you’re worthless, and nobody cares. There are two solutions. You overcome it, or you suicide. You can overcome it. I believe in you. Don’t suicide. Be strong.
by Kyle Blueberry June 24, 2019
Get the Depression mug.Depression: the state of feeling everything at once, or nothing at all. The feeling of drowning without water. Feeling completely helpless. Being able to pretend to be happy, and not have anyone realise what your actually going through.
by departed_ghost December 20, 2022
Get the depressed mug.when someone says they're depressed, without actual evidence or diagnose to back that claim up. mostly suffered by 13-14 year olds who listen to Billy Eilish. even though someone does not have a diagnosis, that does not mean everything is alright. if they have no problems at all than it is fake depressed. semi depressed is more a way of saying that a person has problems, but not actual depression
Linda: omg Billy Eilish's music is so sad! i'm depressed now because i don't have any other hobby's due to my insecurity and so i only listen to sad music.
Bert: no Linda, your just semi depressed, come and sit down to talk if you want anything out.
Bert: no Linda, your just semi depressed, come and sit down to talk if you want anything out.
by samyfietsen June 30, 2020
Get the semi depressed mug.A mental condition that many people have. Some with it joke about it, some that don’t actually have it joke about it too. It’s also an emotion, as well. Depression is just another word for sadness.
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Are you a sleep-deprived necrophobe? Well, guess what!? They say death is an eternal sleep, so don’t be afraid anymore and jump off a building! ~ something a depressed emo might say.
Are you a sleep-deprived necrophobe? Well, guess what!? They say death is an eternal sleep, so don’t be afraid anymore and jump off a building! ~ something a depressed emo might say.
by Just Some Fucking Lettuce May 26, 2018
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