Hair Depression

Hair Depression is when Gabriel gets a new haircut and he now looks bald, and he is now feeling depressed because everyone is making fun of him.

“I have Hair Depression :(“

by chemicaldiscos October 15, 2019

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Expresso depresso

When your depressed but very open about it. Usually, people who are “expresso depresso” are probably faking it for attention. Or they are trying to get help.

Girl: I’m depressed!
Boy: No, you’re expresso depresso

by Slang.com773 April 5, 2020

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Depression

The jokes on Laffy Taffy wrappers.

Depression is the only thing coming between me and mouth-numbing banana flavor.

by Nafadlez December 9, 2018

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Delusional Depression Syndrome

DDS (Delusional Depression Syndrome) is a person (usually a preteen) who thinks he/she is depressed, but is just edgy.

Symptoms: Posting aesthetic Simpsons videos on tiktok

Using TikTok

Wearing a black hoodie in public

Being "QUIRKY"

Constantly acting depressed.

Friend: Abby's always sad.

Me: Lol, she has Delusional Depression Syndrome.

by Faggot Disorder May 13, 2020

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Depression

Something that every girl in High School has. They use this as an excuse to become master hoes and to get attention and penis. Some even think that depression is a condition made up by High School Females. If you meet a female with depression you should run and call the police. Avoid combat and interaction between them at all costs or you may catch depression as well.

Hey look, there is the girl with depression, call the police.

by God Definer August 22, 2018

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