Dad Bod December

Find yourself a man with a Dad Bod this December for the holiday season! Give a man with a Dad Bod a chance!

Its Dad Bod December, i dont want a skinny bitch hes all skin and bones!

by DadBodDevo November 5, 2021

My Dad What???

The act of a girl that only has half of a normally functioning brain asking to include your dad in the upcoming sexuall events.

Darren: "Dude we could use the motorhome!"
Chase: "Yeah bro."
Lacy: "Your dad could help too."
Chase: "My dad what???"
Chase and Darren: "hahahahahahahaha"
Lacy:"..."

by Chasen420 August 13, 2011

Dad de nut

🌰🌰
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The best feeling ur dad can give U!!!

Mom: I have 6 nuts
Dad: Let me dad de nut
Mom: Oh yaaa

by Captain4gamer May 10, 2018

My dad is roblox

what a big noob would say when they are refused robux

noob:"WOAH U HAVE LIMITED CAN I HAVE ROUX1/1??!?1/?!/!?!?!?1/?1?!??!/!?!??1//1?!?"
me: Sorry, i only give robux to my fre-
noob: "PLS PLES PLEASE"
me:sorry bud, no.
noob:"MY DAD IS ROBLOX HE WILL BAN YOU!!11!1!1!!!!1!!"

by thegolddoggy(roblox) April 12, 2021

Dusted my dad

Jacking it. Wanking. Stroking one off.

I've just realised I dusted my dad off in the bathtub after haircut and didn't rinse it im so sorry!!!!! 😱😱

by tc69 April 19, 2018

dad appreciation day

today is a day to post your dad. tell him you love him and thank him for everything

kid- hey dad it’s dad appreciation day! thank you for every sacrifice you’ve done for me
dad- thank you son/daughter i love you

by iluvu1 March 25, 2022

annoying little dad

What a nerdbang aficionado calls a very smart and funny person

Wow you're so smart and funny! You're such an annoying little dad and you're very cool too!

by Annoying Little Dad February 5, 2023