closet hopper

A gay one hopping into another gay ones closet whilst jacking off

Mark is such a closet hopper

by Assclapper6969 July 4, 2019

Closet thot

A female who tries really hard to cover up her thot mentality.

"She be acting all respectful, but we all know she is a closet thot"

by Weaponized April 1, 2019

Closer

In The Program book series, there are characters in two books (The Remedy and The Epidemic) known as closers. Their job as closers is to "close out" a deceased persons life. What this means is that they pretend to be the dead person, most commonly children, teens,, and young adults, to give the families closure. They have manipulate their looks, voice, writing, and personality while on the job.

"You would make such a good closer!"

by NEOTHEATER April 8, 2019

Clats

Fat cat ass

• dude my cat is so fat I think she has a clats

•woah, dude so does my girlfriend

by Catty meow April 25, 2019

Clats

Fat cat ass

1• Dude my cat so fat she got a clat

2• Dude, I think my girlfriend has one too
3• no 2 , she has aids...

2• dude...

1• bro...

(Fat cat ass is clats

by Catty meow April 25, 2019

*closes tab*

when you want to end a conversation quickly without being rude. used as a real life asterisk.

person 1: yeah so then i went to the-
person 2: *closes tab*

by yeet that bitch August 15, 2019

Closet Skater

Used to refer to a skateboarder who will not tell anyone that they skate because they are intimidated by better skaters.

Sean is a skater, although he doesn’t dress like one, and he won’t tell anyone. He’s a closet skater.

by Yellowwater September 20, 2019