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Christmas blumpkin

A hollowed out squash with milk and an entire pepperoni stick stuffed inside of it.
Man I hope my mom gives me a christmas blumpkin!
by Deez_250 December 3, 2024
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christmas chicken

He’s doing Christmas chicken this year.
by Robe27 April 21, 2018
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real christmas hours

between 2:30 A.M. And 3:30 A.M. On Christmas Day.
Hey Donald it's real Christmas hours hitta!
by Rich the kid April 3, 2016
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The Christmas Man

The Christmas Man is the true santa. His name is Peter and he loves to eat live catfish. Not milk and cookies, catfish.

He hasn't been giving presents to most of the children around the world for a while, since no one puts out live catfish for him to eat anymore. He's not angry, he's disappointed.
Santa believer: "Let's put out milk and cookies for Santa!"
Christmas Man enjoyer: "No, The Christmas Man won't like that, we should put out a live catfish for him to eat instead!"
by After8ight November 10, 2022
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National Christmas hat Football And Soccer player makeout day

December 16, The day wear all christmas hat wearing football and soccer players must find a mate and makeout
Hey dude tomorrow is national christmas hat football and soccer player makeout day
by psycoman4574 December 14, 2023
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After Christmas Effect

The few days after Christmas in which one of your relatives or friends realizes they forgot your gifts. They then go to your house to drop them off. Thus causing the After Christmas Effect.
My Grandma just came over with an After Christmas Effect. She forgot our presents again... This happens every year.
by Katie Marie Bell January 7, 2012
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ahshï Christmas

a Christmas mini series featuring artist, Ahshï and friends - they’re nice on the eyes and ears and get you in the Mariah Carey spirit !!
I’m opting for an ahshï Christmas this year

I love Ahshï
by hiccupsareoptional December 5, 2024
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