Chocolate Troglodyte

Troglodyte - A goblin-type creature which dwells in caves. This is the edible version.

Usage of phrase : "Fuck you you Chocolate Troglodyte!"

by Apocalypse King October 1, 2003

chocolate dicksicle

When your dick is covered in shit after anal sex.

I pulled out of Cheryl's chocolate highway and had shit all over my dick, so I made that bitch lick my chocolate dicksicle.

by whatisdelicious May 14, 2011

Chocolate Bullseye

The act of pulling ones penis out of their lovers anus and smearing a circle of feces around their butt hole.

Damn dude after ramming her in the ass I gave that ho a chocolate bullseye! It was awesome!

by Zexy B March 26, 2011

chocolate pancake

To fill a woman's ass with syrup then the man sucks it out. the man just might eat a couple of chocolate chips in the process.

Guy 1: Dang, that girl has a nice ass!

Guy 2:I know, i would love to give her a chocolate pancake.

by jlloydbjj October 26, 2011

Chocolate Ugly

A word a customer would use when frustrated with a customer service representative about their prepaid phone service . They would typically say this before hanging up

"You are such a chocolate UGLY" *click*

by Sum41bl1nker January 4, 2009

Chocolate Booty

Booty acquired by consuming mass amounts of chocolate

Kristina has a chunky Chocolate Booty.

by PrisonIsland March 6, 2011

chocolate Kegel

The unfortunate momentary loss of anal reflexes while performing Kegel exercises. Usually happens after a night of eating chili dogs and drinking beer.

I was getting ready for my date with Gary and I accidentally soiled myself with a chocolate Kegel...but I think he is in to that sort of thing.

by The Wieners February 8, 2005