girl: hey did you hear what happened to sarah?
boy: no, what happened?
girl: shes in the hospital bc she was checking to see if she was cake
boy: oh dear
checking to see if ur cake
boy: no, what happened?
girl: shes in the hospital bc she was checking to see if she was cake
boy: oh dear
checking to see if ur cake
by aussie_qunt August 24, 2020
An action wherein a person watches another person work, without helping.
Generally standing behind the person working.
Generally standing behind the person working.
by MacFhearguis December 12, 2017
In chess, when a player checks the opposition without gaining any advantage do to a lack of foresight and/or planning.
by Johnny J. Rockability June 12, 2008
Republican: It is immoral, and we shouldn't be funding it!
Democrat: It should only be a choice made by that person, not an authority! And by the way, we don't fund it...private donors fund it! What do you have to say about that?
Republican: Well, last time I checked, it is against the Bible and against the law!
Democrat: Oh, really? When WAS the last time you checked?
Republican: Awhile back when I was reading the...
Democrat: Awhile back, huh? Well you know what? What you read before 1973 doesn't matter anymore, because it is in fact NOT against the law, and the Bible holds no authority because of separation of church and state!
Republican: (speechless)
Democrat: It should only be a choice made by that person, not an authority! And by the way, we don't fund it...private donors fund it! What do you have to say about that?
Republican: Well, last time I checked, it is against the Bible and against the law!
Democrat: Oh, really? When WAS the last time you checked?
Republican: Awhile back when I was reading the...
Democrat: Awhile back, huh? Well you know what? What you read before 1973 doesn't matter anymore, because it is in fact NOT against the law, and the Bible holds no authority because of separation of church and state!
Republican: (speechless)
by JusLar April 09, 2011
When, after a night of drinking or about to leave a friends house or party, you pat down your pockets for your three most important items.
1.Wallet
2. Cellphone
3. Keys
1.Wallet
2. Cellphone
3. Keys
After a night of heavy drinking, Chris performed the three pat pocket check to make sure he had his wallet,cellphone and keys.
Jack: Hey man lets go.
Jacob: Sure, lemme do a pocket check.
Jack: Hey man lets go.
Jacob: Sure, lemme do a pocket check.
by Derpdaderp July 22, 2011
The occurence of a two check-out laugh is when two men are checking-out the same girl and catch each other.
Guy1 oooh look at those lumps
Guy2 mmmh I'd tap that
Guy1 Is that guy checking out the same girl
Guy2 Hey wait a minute is he?
All HAHAHAHAHAHA lol
Two Check-Out Laugh
Guy2 mmmh I'd tap that
Guy1 Is that guy checking out the same girl
Guy2 Hey wait a minute is he?
All HAHAHAHAHAHA lol
Two Check-Out Laugh
by Abidjan August 04, 2008
The girl on the subway platfrom this morning chose the self check-out. She scatched her ass, then sniffed it. we made eye contact and she the she dove into her shame hole.
by slobby1 October 26, 2011