Captain Hook

A man whose penis has a 90 degree angle

Dude...check out Captain Hook over there...he must be really lonely

by Zack McClure January 29, 2009

Captain Kirk

Someone who owns a crappy toupeé; a loser who doesn't even know how to say lines... someone who gets on others nerves, and who flirts with every female/male that they see.

Man, such-and-such is such a Captain Kirk, that it's not even funny!!

by A clog March 2, 2007

Captain Snooze

When the whore is asleep, you proceed to ejaculate a halo around the crown of the head. Then apply a nightcap in the fashion of the captain himself.

got home last night and the bitch was asleep so i thought she deserved a captain snooze

by HODOG & BURMDOG Pty Ltd October 11, 2008

captain 69

the term to describe a person who has the captain 69 on their pants

dude ur captain 69

by kkbapa February 27, 2009

captain obvious

julianne nemec. a dumb person who always says the most completely obvious things that a third grader would slap their forehead at.

(name withheld to protect identity):"hey, did you hear about the jesse jackson tumblers?"

julianne: "what? like, the black people?!"

(NWTPI):"yes julianne, like the black people. thank you captain obvious."

by qrimminton qrimmeilidon May 13, 2009

captainmcbussyfarts

best tiktoker ever -captainmcbussyfarts

“are you following captainmcbussyfarts yet” “yeah of course hes amazing and like really hot”

by whats a pseudonym🙁 May 15, 2021

captainccino

A coffee-cocktail that consists of:

1 shot- captain morgan tattoo
1 shot- baileys

Poured into a cappuccino.

Dude this coffee rocks what do you call it?

That my friend is a captainccino

by Al captainccino April 29, 2009