The Australian saying “I didn’t come here for a haircut” is used to express that someone is there for a specific purpose and not to waste time. It’s often said in a straightforward or humorous way to emphasize that they expect action or results.

For example, if someone walks into a bar and orders a beer but the bartender is slow to serve, they might say, “Mate, I didn’t come here for a haircut.” In this case, it means they came for a drink, not to stand around waiting.

It’s similar to saying, “Let’s get on with it,” or “I’m here for business, not for small talk.”
Come on, let’s go !” I didn’t come here for a hair cut !
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Come unstuck

Fatally misheard as "cum monster"
P1) "and they come unstuck"
P2) cum monster?
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how we coming this summer

Hey Sammy how we coming this summer
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the coming of Roz

When a girl comes so angry there voice slowly descended into the depthness resembling the voice of roz. (The famous character from monsters inc)
Oh no I sense the coming of Roz
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How Brits ask if you want to come round for tea, like actual tea with tea and scones and jam and stuff
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The fog is coming.

Person 1: hey dude hows it goin
Person 2: The fog is coming.
Person 1: what..?
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