Basement Golem

Someone who stays in your basement for way too long without consent, and usually eats too much of your food.

Jake: Dude, could you bring me another Red Bull?
Hunter: Will you stop being such a Basement Golem?
Jake: Sniff... It's just till I get back on my feet...
Hunter: Square.

-Basement Golem-

by alldaschnitzelsindahousesayhey March 24, 2009

Basetip

A tiny penis. Usually found on babies or Asian men. The penis lacks a shaft, consisting of just the base and the tip, hence the name.

Hey Julie how was your date with that filipino dude?
It was ok but he had a basetip so i told him he could put his balls inside to make him feel better

by Daxxination7 September 28, 2011

baseball girlfriend

A girl who goes to her boyfriends baseball games to only look at the booty in dem baseball pants.

GF: Yeah I'm only a baseball girlfriend for the booty
BF: Oh

by sibby98 February 1, 2015

Basement Intellectual

Philosophical and insightful people who do not capitalise on their intellectual potential. Characterised by the following behaviours:

- Elitism, and intellectually snobbish behaviour
- Always working on a 'passion project'
- Frequent irritation towards people who are misinformed/illogical
- Extreme laziness
- Poor hygiene
- Poor financial stability

Alexa: I was just talking about toothbrushes, when Steve started ranting about how they're a product of 'shoddy capitalism' or whatever. Can't he have a normal conversation?

John: Oh Steve! What a Basement Intellectual!

by Anjelloe May 12, 2017

basesoccer

Synonym for kickball. Basesoccer is a portmanteau of baseball and soccer.

The word originated in Council Bluffs, and is often used by those who have recently been concussed by a kickball.

Person A: Let's play some basesoccer!

Person B: What is basesoccer, do you mean kickball?

Person A: what is kickball? ...Who are you? Where am I?

by Chaebae August 10, 2017

Baseadicking

The act of eating a baseball and then shoving your erect penis into a mouse.

Stop baseadicking that mouse man.

by xbooperx May 29, 2018

baseball glove

When a girl eats a man’s (or other) asshole, and the receiver clenches their ass cheeks a few times as if they are grabbing their partner’s head like a baseball.

Gary gave me a baseball glove last night. I thought I was going to suffocate!

by captaincrunk November 2, 2019