ball timers

when your balls get jacked up and sag a lot.

guy: dayum boi. you got some hardcore ball timers.

other guy: i know:(

by olivia guy and zoe July 2, 2014

Ball Jelly

Sperm. Nut. Semen. Nut custard. Goo. Man mustard. Cock snot. Spooge.

She gobbled up my ball jelly.

I laid my ball jelly across her upper lip.

She emptied my sack of ball jelly.

by Eaton Holgoode October 16, 2018

Ball Bowl

The extra skin on a man's ball sack is stretched by the fingers and formed into a bowl. Usually used for eating foods such as cereal, soup, or even chip dipping.

Friend: Dude, where am I gonna put this salsa to eat these chips with?
You: Don't worry man we can use my ball bowl

by HudBalls December 16, 2011

Square ball

a person who is very proper and not outgoing. they can be viewed as lames or weirdos. they maybe loved by other square ball or even non-square balls. they are very big clout chasers and fiend for popularity

Johnny is such a square ball.

by wyd.com September 22, 2019

haul balls

To travel as fast as possible, usually on a bicycle.

I am going to have to haul balls to get to work on time.

by alany678591 July 21, 2016

Corey Ball

Cock Sucker. Mohawk. Sleeps late. Opposite of cool. Opposite of John Mayer. Tusk. Loves cats. Hates Ohio State. Known for his horrible accents. Friendly. Loves fried pickles. Loves navy shirts. Wears khakis. Throws wallets. Pees on random things.

That guy is such a Corey Ball. Why cant I be anything other than a Corey Ball?

by Wilsojes March 16, 2016

Pelvic Ball

A game where two players thrust an exercise ball with their pelvis, back and forth. The objective is to obtain the highest number of thrusts without the ball touching the ground.

*More players may be added, forming a circle.

*May be used as a unique type of foreplay amongst athletes.

*Often used amongst virginal pubescent males while conditioning and practicing for sexual intercourse.

"I'm bored.."
"Yeah, me too.. and my pelvis really needs a good work out."
"Let's play pelvic ball! It's ridiculously fun!"

by bridgetits July 26, 2009