Alabama Showdown

An Alabama Showdown is when you fuck two sisters at the same time.

Bob: Man, I gave the Smiths an Alabama Showdown last night!
Jerry: No way, dude!

by smooth criminal 2 April 6, 2019

Alabama Bowline

An Alabama bowline is a type of knot, often referred to as a noose, often used in the civil rights era during lynchings.

Guy 1: yo did you see that dude that killed himself?
Guy 2: yeah he tied an alabama bowline and was dead right when he jumped

by Lana696969 April 9, 2019

This ain't Alabama

When a family member of yours(YOUR BLOOD FAMILY) tries to do something sexually or flirtatiously to you but you don't agree with incest, which is common in Alabama.

*Tyrrell tries to kiss his cousin, Aniyah.*
Aniyah: "Ew move! This ain't Alabama!"
Tyrrell: "Oh, wow."

by daydaysossa April 15, 2019

Alabama Bedpan

Any receptacle found in a vehicle used to collect feces during a urinary or bowel movement, normally occurring while the vehicle is in operation.

"Hold the wheel, Terry, I gotta take a sh*t!"

"You better find yourself an Alabama Bedpan, then!"

by opsucks April 17, 2019

Alabama

A state in the United States known for incest

“I love visiting Alabama in North America”

by Soapyismynickname April 22, 2019

Alabama

Incest land

“You can marry your cousin in Alabama”

by :::://:// April 27, 2019

Alabama

Synonym to incest.

Please don't have Alabama in my house.

by Missisippi April 28, 2019