Alabama Street Lamp

When you cum in your cousins pussy, and then stick a flashlight in her ass to make sure the kids find their way home. (Much like when mom and dad told you to be home before the street lamps came on.)

My cousin wanted a baby, so I waited until dusk and gave her the Alabama Street Lamp.

by Timbo-slyce April 5, 2023

Alabama Health Care Provider

When your father gets a splinter in his finger so you suck his cock

A shit I need my Alabama Health Care Provider

by Ami Pond January 19, 2024

Alabama Sweetheart

an Alabama Sweetheart is when your Girlfriend has Sex with your Dad and give Birth to a Daugther and you Fuck the Daughter

My Girlfriend Pulled an Alabama Sweetheart on Me and my Dad

by NigwardTheHoodNigga May 28, 2019

Alabama teapot

It is when you tea bag someone during the hot days of summer in the southern states

In this sweltering heat his balls steamed against my head, during the Alabama teapot.

by Longline35 November 3, 2018

Alabama

James

The sub definition of Alabama is also known as the man himself, James.

by Squak212 May 29, 2019

full Alabama

When you stick more than just the tip in your sister

I gave her the full Alabama after a few drinks!

by AverageJunkie February 21, 2023

Alabama tow motor

When having sex with your sibling, or kin, your pappy walks in, to avoid being caught you left said kin up - while maintaining full insertion - you carry them out of the room to safety.

Oh man! I was porking my sister the other night when grandaddy almost caught me. Luckily I Alabama tow motored the fuck out of there.

by Adotl45 October 3, 2020