alabamin

Shooting dears with your new truck and your new boots with your hot cousin.

Sorry mom no incesting tonight i'm going alabamin with kerry

by dskjkksj April 16, 2019

Alabama Pipeline

When you and your girl are having sex and she pees on your dick

Last night i was doing it and she gave me a Alabama Pipeline

by MATTHEW the cashew August 9, 2019

Alabama noodling

Alabama noodling is when you stick your dick instead of your hand down a catfish's throat invented by the famous alabamian pornstar.

Person 1: bro why you taking your pants off?

Person 2: Because I'll be Alabama noodling today just like pornstar!

by Kodak999 August 14, 2019

Alabama Hot Pocket

The act of splooging into one's own sister and eating out the cheesy inside.

Rick: Hey man, what did you do this weekend?
Chuck: I had a great time at family therapy, I gave my sister an Alabama Hot Pocket.
Rick: No shit man, I also did some siblings bonding.
*Rick & Chuck watch the sun set set on their family ranch.

by Brandonhasatinypipi September 23, 2019

Alabama Pie

An Alabama pie is the the act of taking a fresh, steamy (yet satisfying) bowel movement on your neighbours deck after they dun did your sister. That’s how we do it in Alabama!

Is that shit on the deck?
Now that’s a freshly baked Alabama pie

by Innbread October 2, 2019

Alabama Lasik Surgery

Place a large dip of chew in your mouth right before plowing your cousin from behind. When you're about to blow spit your chaw on her back and tell her you came. When she turns around laser her in her lazy eye with a hot stream of semen then smack her in the opposite direction of her lazy eye. Fixing her lazy eye permanently.

Cletus "Hey Leeroy didnt you're wife used to have a lazy eye?"
Leeroy "She did until I gave her Alabama Lasik Surgery"
Cletus "Damn cousin, I appreciate you taking suck good care of my sister"

by Cave man101 December 12, 2019

Alabama

The land of incest.

Jamie and Circe are from Alabama.

by Fat teddy December 22, 2019