A collection of pornographic material used when masterbating. May be hard copy material, digital media or in some cases anaolog recorded media such as VHS tapes.
My computer hard drive crashed and not only did I lose my term paper, but my ENTIRE wank bank was wiped out too!
by Ojibwe September 19, 2007
the subtle art of making a partial fist then moving it up and down as if maturbating and saying "haha" sarcastically.
by lickmybuttyo May 10, 2011
The act of placing the penis between your legs so that it protrudes behind you and then masturbating. You are then able to observe yourself in a mirror and it will look as if you have a minge. You may then imagine that this minge belongs to the female of your choice. This can be handy if no pornography is available and the bishop is asking for a bashing.
I had to wank last night and my wife had chucked all my porn. So I had a back wank and pretend I was looking at Kate Moss.
by Ben Gee June 26, 2007
To wank masterbate over dangerous situations. Getting erect over being in trouble or in a car crash. When in pain, example having a knife stuck into you and having a wank over that.
Also known as 'DW'ing or having a 'DW'
Also known as 'DW'ing or having a 'DW'
Paul was in Woolworths in the Pic and Mix department and had a Danger Wank over the fact he was being watched by a mother and her child.
Steve stole an item of clothing from a shop to get the security guard to run after him. While was running, about to get caught, he had a danger wank.
Steve stole an item of clothing from a shop to get the security guard to run after him. While was running, about to get caught, he had a danger wank.
by Hobbit JT November 18, 2007
by The Plumber Jezza J March 03, 2019
Hope Wank = 'Hey Bill I played with my pussy last night thinking of your hard cock fucking my big tits. I want you to do that for real one day.'
by Cherie Hooters July 24, 2011
Wanna have a bro wank
by Sexy wanker September 12, 2017