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Get the Thomas mug.The housekeeper for the Kamisato Clan in Genshin Impact. Big tiddied, good hearted guy who is the absolute embodiment of a malewife.
This man will cook and clean for you, have a nice conversation with you any time, and make you feel like royalty. He’s that super supportive friend who always brings positivity everywhere they go.
He’s the type who’d always answer the phone, even in the middle of the night, just to keep you company. He’d remember your favorite foods so he can make them for you when you get home from a long day at work. He’d sit with you at lunch if you were alone. He’d give the best fucking pep talks when you’re feeling down and use his charisma to make anyone’s day better. Also? AMAZING with pets.
Not to mention GORGEOUS, probably every woman (and plenty of men, let’s be honest) in Inazuma, including the married ones, wanna fuck and date him. His smile is like the sun on the first warm day after winter finally breaks.
In other words, ultimate husband material.
This man will cook and clean for you, have a nice conversation with you any time, and make you feel like royalty. He’s that super supportive friend who always brings positivity everywhere they go.
He’s the type who’d always answer the phone, even in the middle of the night, just to keep you company. He’d remember your favorite foods so he can make them for you when you get home from a long day at work. He’d sit with you at lunch if you were alone. He’d give the best fucking pep talks when you’re feeling down and use his charisma to make anyone’s day better. Also? AMAZING with pets.
Not to mention GORGEOUS, probably every woman (and plenty of men, let’s be honest) in Inazuma, including the married ones, wanna fuck and date him. His smile is like the sun on the first warm day after winter finally breaks.
In other words, ultimate husband material.
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Get the Sir Thomas mug.A cringe person who is very dislikable. He is prone to make things up about you that will get you in trouble. He is good at math but is average in every other subject. He is into strange men who are probably autistic and go by the name of Elliot Slusky. Thomas randomly smells bad and he is always doing strange things such as putting his hand in and touching weird things and places. He also is randomly seen exiting strange places.
Person 1: Did you see the kid that just randomly said that another kid didn't like someone because he was gay?
Person 2: Yes, he pulled a Thomas.
Person 2: Yes, he pulled a Thomas.
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