30 second job

When you only last 30 seconds when having sex with a girl

Hey Erik do you do 30' second jobs

No Jacob I last for like 5 minutes when I'm having sex, no 30 second jobs

by 30seconejob September 10, 2016

Second Wave Cramps

Second Wave Cramps is when you’re on your period, and you forget about your cramps for a while, and then they hit you like a brick out of the blue.

Period- PAY ATTENTION TO ME ASSHOLE!!!!! THERE’S BLOOD ON YOUR SHORTS.

Me- No there’s not, I just checked!

Period- FINE ASSHOLE SECOND WAVE CRAMPS!!!!!

Me- FUCKKKKKKKKKK

by Troublepaws September 28, 2018

double-second-cousin

Someone who, in relation to others, has zero parents, zero grandparents and four great-grandparents in common.

Double-second-cousin.

by Cerejini May 21, 2024

second hand snoop

when someone is using the computer (either while doing stuff with files on his/her desktop or while on myspace) and someone else comes in and tells you to open a bunch of your own stuff just to see what you have/tells you to click on their ex's myspace homepage so they can see what that person is possibly saying about him/her.

1: "hey joe, what are you doing?"
Joe: "usin the computer"
"open that file, now that one, now that one. what's 'my tax payments 97?"
Joe: "stop second hand snooping me, dammit!"

2: "are you on myspace?"
"yeah, why?"
"search (name of ex). I wanna see what he/she said about me"
"no, i'm not gonna second hand snoop for you. Do it yourself."

by obamapproved September 11, 2009

Second Hand Friend Fist Bump

The fist bump exchanged by two people with a mutual friend.

I don't know the kid but he's also friends with Alex, so we engaged in a Second Hand Friend Fist Bump.

by Mis-hap October 24, 2010

five second smash

Finish up in 5 seconds

I was with my girl and we had a five second smash

by Coopdogjr February 26, 2017

30-Second Brownie

An unexpected shit in your pant.

Oh shit, man. I just made a 30-second brownie.

by funkychunkymoney June 7, 2017