A sensation that one feels in the skin when you are surrounded by a room of douche bags or particularly douchy douchetastics. The sensation can usually be overcome by immediately removing yourself from the company of any douchebags.
Jimmy, duck so douchetastic doesn't see us over here and talk to us about his douche bag life. I'm trying to avoid another case of douche bumps.
by Bling (the original) May 5, 2007
Get the Douche Bump mug.Its basically a stereotypical douche bag, but in lady form. Otherwise known as a kayla park, walking around like she's all that AND a bag of chips
by kayfaye29 May 24, 2011
Get the Lady Douche mug.In certain cases when douche chill cannot convey the extreme amount of doucheyness that has just occurred.
John: Jane get under the desk.
Jane: The last guy that asked me to do that got fired for sexual harassment.
Observer 1: douche chill
Observer 2: douche freeze
Jane: The last guy that asked me to do that got fired for sexual harassment.
Observer 1: douche chill
Observer 2: douche freeze
by FMCC December 29, 2009
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Get the Lake douche mug.A person who uses the social networking app, snapchat, purely to show off to other friends their whereabouts with intentions of making their friends jealous and possibly left out. Often snapchat douches are self centered and have low self esteem because they constantly need others to know that they are doing something.
Person 1:"Hey, is anyone hanging out tonight?"
Person 2:"Naw, I mean we might do something later, but I'll hit you up."
*person 1 opens snapchat video hours later of everyone hanging out and was never told
Person 1: "man, what a snapchat douche"
Person 2:"Naw, I mean we might do something later, but I'll hit you up."
*person 1 opens snapchat video hours later of everyone hanging out and was never told
Person 1: "man, what a snapchat douche"
by Feely7 October 22, 2013
Get the Snapchat douche mug.Someone who is a total douche and is a total tard. The person you refer this to also is lame and can't tell a joke. And always treats everyone like shit.
by OmgItzDeadpool July 26, 2010
Get the Douchey Douche mug.One who so excels at being a douchebag, they have been appointed to a position of leadership among their douchebag crew.
by giber1 December 15, 2008
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