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Douche Bump

A sensation that one feels in the skin when you are surrounded by a room of douche bags or particularly douchy douchetastics. The sensation can usually be overcome by immediately removing yourself from the company of any douchebags.
Jimmy, duck so douchetastic doesn't see us over here and talk to us about his douche bag life. I'm trying to avoid another case of douche bumps.
by Bling (the original) May 5, 2007
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Lady Douche

Its basically a stereotypical douche bag, but in lady form. Otherwise known as a kayla park, walking around like she's all that AND a bag of chips
She put on her lady douche glasses and was hoping to get it in tonight, because she knows she can.
by kayfaye29 May 24, 2011
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douche freeze

In certain cases when douche chill cannot convey the extreme amount of doucheyness that has just occurred.
John: Jane get under the desk.
Jane: The last guy that asked me to do that got fired for sexual harassment.

Observer 1: douche chill
Observer 2: douche freeze
by FMCC December 29, 2009
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Lake douche

The act of getting water blasted into ones pussy while have sex in the lake!
"Billy Banks gave Nicole G. the lake douche last night."
by blax555 August 5, 2014
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Snapchat douche

A person who uses the social networking app, snapchat, purely to show off to other friends their whereabouts with intentions of making their friends jealous and possibly left out. Often snapchat douches are self centered and have low self esteem because they constantly need others to know that they are doing something.
Person 1:"Hey, is anyone hanging out tonight?"

Person 2:"Naw, I mean we might do something later, but I'll hit you up."

*person 1 opens snapchat video hours later of everyone hanging out and was never told

Person 1: "man, what a snapchat douche"
by Feely7 October 22, 2013
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Douchey Douche

Someone who is a total douche and is a total tard. The person you refer this to also is lame and can't tell a joke. And always treats everyone like shit.
Guy 1: He's a total assface!
Guy 2: Who that Douchey Douche that's right by your girl?
by OmgItzDeadpool July 26, 2010
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Douche Captain

One who so excels at being a douchebag, they have been appointed to a position of leadership among their douchebag crew.
"That guy doing the guido dance - total douche captain."
by giber1 December 15, 2008
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