Luke

wild Lukes are often found in the Middle School forest. These creatures are often described by researchers as fatherless, short, homophobic beings. Lukes diets are often made up of Chick Fil A and a bit of water, as that is all they need. If you have a pet Luke, make sure to feed it often, or else it will bite you.

Person 1: what is that terrifying being?
Me: Its.. a Luke

by shrekussy March 30, 2023

Luke

Tends to be very thirsty. Look up light-weight for more info.

"Luke couldn't even get 185 on bench... what a thirsty light-weight."

by Big daddy savage2180 March 08, 2017

Luke

a very very cute boy from europe that will always hold a place in my heart

''Luke? Oh i remember him. He was the love of my life for a few''

by jumbohotdoglalalalala June 18, 2023

Luke

A fat kid that loves mountain dew and Doritos

Luke is so fat

by SweatyBot69420 February 25, 2020

Luke

gorls

my name luke likes gorls is gru

by basicburrito September 20, 2019

Luke

Onion in Russian

hi luke

by Flawk You Beach August 12, 2021

Luke

Lukes usually have really attractive family members like a younger sister and a mother. Lukes also always have glasses and are melts

Wow luke has stupid glasses but his sister is hot

by Swagmaster75787 November 05, 2024