Once you meet a Jordan you’ll never forget the time that was spent with him. He is the hottest,funniest,charming guy in your whole school and he can’t help but have his eyes on you all the time.If you are trying to snag a Jordan you need to hurry because all the girls want him and who would blame them.Although he loves to play games, when he looks at your heart just starts to unthaw. It’s incredible how a Jordan could affect so many lives, I know he affected mine<3
Jordan is SO CUTE!!!
by theyallwant* January 5, 2022
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A Jordan Sosa is lit, and very beautiful but some times annoying girl and she is very very very very obsessed with Grayson Dolan and that also gets very aggravating. Her best friend is usually named Lorena Sanchez and her bestest friend is Joshua Diaz. she is very fun to be with but don't talk about Tupac being dead because she thinks he still alive she'll go all gheto white girl on you. A Jordan Sosa loves her Starbucks and Sponge Bob thats all she had growing up in the hood with all the nice neighbors she cant even go outside. She is usaully a cheerleader for infinity cheer.
by not Joshua Diaz August 11, 2017
Get the Jordan Sosa mug.A Jordan is a man that has no type of style sometime he where’s black jeans and black jackets and he has a girlfriend that takes all his jackets or atleast try’s he’s always saying he can talk so he can play fortnite and never like taking baths so he’s stinks 😷.
Hey have you seen that dude Jordan
Nahhh which one
The one that doesn’t know how to dress
Ohhh the stinky one
Yeah that one
Nahhh which one
The one that doesn’t know how to dress
Ohhh the stinky one
Yeah that one
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Get the jordan mug.Most Jordans can be smelly and sometimes stinky. If you look really close in her hair you can see lil specks of feces and wittle critters. But most of the time it's on her finger... Its green... Like Ms. Michauds jacket. A deep dark disgusting ugly swamp looking green. It seems as if she really loves this green shade because she just 2 days ago got her nails done the SAME shade. True story, one time, in Spanish class since we both have the same teacher, I saw her get up from her chair, pick her butthole and SNIFFED it. Not joking. SNIFFED. S-N-I-F-F-E-D. You might be wondering why I am writing such a hateful paragraph.. So ill tell you.. Right after the event above.. She.. Wiped the finger.. on my favorite white shirt.. Now there is a trail of feces on it. DO NOT COME NEAR ANYONE NAMED. MY WARNING FROM ME TO YOU
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