girlfriend

a mythical creature that loves me. The ancient folk called my grandparents, had a belief that one day I will meet my girlfriend and start a relationship with it

Grandma: Do you already have a girlfriend
Me: No
Grandma: Surely a handsome boy like you should attract all the girls to him
Me: ...

by imbored1999 June 13, 2022

National Cash App Your Girlfriend Day

June 27th is national cash app your girlfriend day.

Cash app your girlfriend, wife, lover or fwb Amy amount between $100 bucks and $500 bucks depending on how they make you feel about them.

Aye bro, did you cash app shorty today? It’s national cash app your girlfriend day!

by mattthedogbountyhunter June 27, 2022

kiss your girlfriend day

March 4, 2022 is national kiss your girlfriend day. Go make out with some dry ass lips.

"Hey Chad, did you hear about today?"
"Naw bro whats today?"
"kiss your girlfriend day!"
"Too bad you dont have one"

by the_gay_goddess69 March 3, 2022

Girlfriend

Something you will never have

U have no girlfriend

by reuyh r65slk6t5uij March 7, 2022