jake’s girlfriend

jake’s girlfriend most likely begins with a k and is the best girl, and the prettiest girl in the whole wide world, jake doesn’t deserve this girl.

look there’s jake’s girlfriend she’s so pretty

by lovergirllx March 8, 2024

Toxic Girlfriend

A girlfriend who constantly starts an argument with her boyfriend, gets jealous quickly, tries to make you mad, etc. She tells you not to do something but she does it, She makes jokes that make you mad, She talks to other guys, She is very jealous.

Gf: Who was that girl you were talking to earlier?
Bf: My friend
Gf: Who?
Bf: (her name)
Gf: (gets mad, catches an attitude)
Bf: But don’t you have a boy best friend? Why are you mad? Your a toxic girlfriend.

by Elsey Niki March 22, 2024

Cat Girlfriend

Sundew

Sundew is such a good cat girlfriend

by Henry K. Winters April 1, 2024

Club Girlfriend

A song made by Keyz (aka Keyvier) that describes a type of relationship between him and adult entertainers or exotic dancers.

She’s flirts with me. She be touching me making it for me to resist her. She’s my Club Girlfriend

She calls and text me and tells me to pull up for dances. She’s my Club Girlfriend

by Vibrant Key February 11, 2026

Girlfriend water

Girlfriend Water (noun)

The mysterious phenomenon where the water from your girlfriend’s water bottle somehow tastes colder, fresher, and objectively better than any water you could get yourself — even if it came from the exact same source. Often experienced after taking “just one sip” and immediately realizing her water is superior for no logical reason.

Why does my water taste like nothing but your girlfriend water tastes like it came from a mountain spring?

by BigBlair55 February 13, 2026