A quantity of time in which one reads as he/she shits. It is a quantifier of how long a book is, and how long it takes to read. Most books take about 5 or 6 shits to read, based on an average shitting time of 35 minutes.
A Clockwork Orange is a good book, but it's really hard to read, it took me 8 sessions of pure shitting time to understand it.
by RiverIsland July 13, 2010
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Get the Stiff shit mug.When a guy really needs to take a crap, the shitstorm begins to leave his ass the moment his underwear falls
below the faultline (his butthole)....He then begins what us men call "The move". The synchronized motion of yanking one's shorts down while beginning to shit while also sitting down on the crapper, all in one fluid beautiful motion.
This move does not though allow time to check if your wife left the seat up. The existence of a "down position" will result in what men will forever refer to as a "pancake shit"...otherwise referred to as a cake dump, or "laying a flattie".
below the faultline (his butthole)....He then begins what us men call "The move". The synchronized motion of yanking one's shorts down while beginning to shit while also sitting down on the crapper, all in one fluid beautiful motion.
This move does not though allow time to check if your wife left the seat up. The existence of a "down position" will result in what men will forever refer to as a "pancake shit"...otherwise referred to as a cake dump, or "laying a flattie".
My damn maid cleaned my bathroom and left the seat down.....after a night out on the town and a 2AM taco bell run, I ran in there with some projectile gurgling shit comin out of my stinkhole, I had no time to turn the light on.....
You guessed right boys, Pancake Shit.....
You guessed right boys, Pancake Shit.....
by zuluwarrior November 29, 2009
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Get the shit kink mug.an alcoholic "cocktail" usually made at parties.
concocted of all the available alcohol around.
someone is usually dared to drink it, as nobody in their right mind would want to drink it for pleasure.
concocted of all the available alcohol around.
someone is usually dared to drink it, as nobody in their right mind would want to drink it for pleasure.
Jonny: I DARE you to drink the shit mix!
Luke: pffft ok
*drinks shit mix*
*passes out on floor*
Jonny: dude, :/ i think he's dead
Luke: pffft ok
*drinks shit mix*
*passes out on floor*
Jonny: dude, :/ i think he's dead
by jonnyRIDDLE August 1, 2008
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by Theodore Taggart IV July 18, 2009
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fish'n shits
Jared: Wow!!! that's my 10th keeper bass today. Tim, how many have you caught?
Tim: I caught me a bad case of fish'n shits. I can't even get to my pole. Hey!! hand me a cigarette!
Jared: Wow!!! that's my 10th keeper bass today. Tim, how many have you caught?
Tim: I caught me a bad case of fish'n shits. I can't even get to my pole. Hey!! hand me a cigarette!
by Mitchell Man July 2, 2008
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