Your dad

In your best friends bed.
It’s meant to be.
Don’t deny it.

You: Have you seen my dad?
Your best friend: Yes, your dad is in my bed.

by SimpfortheWeasley’s November 7, 2020

Shut your ass

Used as shut up or you really need to shut your ass with a manpon

Shut your ass up Gary!

Well I have some manpons with me so-

by Spoon_party November 8, 2020

Your a foot

The meaning of “your a foot”, simply is calling you’re messed up.

Created by the YouTube: SSundee

YOUR A FOOT!! Yelled Timothy

by Puggs4 November 8, 2020

Hump your bitch day

Hump your bitch on dec 29th .

* humps Lisa*

Lisa: wtf why would you do that

Derek: Bc it’s hump your bitch day !

by Nola❤️🥲 December 29, 2020

Eat your husband day

December 29 Is officialy "EAT your husband Day"
I recomend that you first cut him into pisces, but him in the oven 150° let it Cook for 30 mins, and after that Just add any extras if you would like (vegetables, toppings etc.)

Bon apeti =)

Girl:Hey bby. Its December 29.
Boy: Oh no
Girl:Eat your husband day =)

Boy:PLEASE NO, WE MARRIED 2 WEEKS AGO.

by a person better than you December 29, 2020

Your life

You failed miserably.

Person 1: God your life sucks.
Person2: I know.

by Botyes December 29, 2020

Popping your bell

pulling back your foreskin to reveal the tip of your penis.

Popping your bell is a sexual act

by Popper133 December 31, 2020