GARY, THERE’S A BOMB STRAPPED TO MY CHEST! IT’S GONNA EXPLODE IN THREE SECONDS UNLESS YOU GET A BATH!

When you want your pet named Gary to get a bath, so you strap a bomb to your chest in an attempt to scare him in to doing it.

Robert:“GARY, THERE’S A BOMB STRAPPED TO MY CHEST! IT’S GONNA EXPLODE IN THREE SECONDS UNLESS YOU GET A BATH!”

Gary:”Meow”

(Robert explodes)

by Intruderalertredspyisinthebase August 20, 2024

Brazilian You-Jizz-To

A hot ass Brazilian woman that you jerk off to.

I was watching Lola Vibes on Porn Hub and I couldn’t help myself from shooting a load across my phone screen. Lola Vibes is the Brazilian You-Jizz-to.

by Va Jay Jay Sinz October 26, 2025

You Silly Gyasse

A saying that was created by two legendary gentlemen which means same thing as if you call someone a "silly goose" but they have a gyatt.

Friend: does 1 + 1 = 8?
You: No! You Silly Gyasse!

by Tootoughtoon June 11, 2024

lemme respect you

like when someone’s trynna smash lmao

“baby girl lemme respect you, deadass b”

by bajoob November 8, 2018

I woff you

A extreme upscale of love,much more intense

I love u so much that I woff you

by 5AM-interactions October 17, 2021

please leave me alone and how did you get in my house WAIT IS THAT A GU-

the person that said this is not to be investigated and their case should be left unsolved

wait... ITS YOU! PLEASE just... please leave me alone and how did you get in my house WAIT IS THAT A GU-

by anonymous June 19, 2022

Why did you look this up?

No, really, why did you look this up?

Come on, why did you look this up? Come and be a, why did you look this up? Oliver, Josh, Jack and Ben. LoL Yolo. 🤗💩🦄😇😱🖕

by William Shakes The Speare May 25, 2016