Person 1: "Man this math test is way too hard. The only thing I know for real is that there will be bloodshed."
Person 2: "What?"
Person 1: "THE MAN IN THE MIRROR NODS HIS HEAD"
Person 2: "Bro stop fucking screaming, you're just solving for x."
Person 2: "What?"
Person 1: "THE MAN IN THE MIRROR NODS HIS HEAD"
Person 2: "Bro stop fucking screaming, you're just solving for x."
by Thisi December 20, 2023
Get the The only thing I know for realmug. Mildly stimulated penis , with enough interest in it to begin to engorge, but not quite enough to facilitate a full boner.
Enough however to exclaim I have got a chubby.
Enough however to exclaim I have got a chubby.
Yes, she’s reasonably tidy , not in the league of a 500 dollar hooker maybe, but to be fair I have got a chubby .
by Napoleon BonerPart February 17, 2023
Get the I have got a chubbymug. "I sexually identify as a Walmart bag" is a humorous phrase used to describe someone who feels a deep sense of identity and connection with the crumpled, discarded, and often-misunderstood existence of a Walmart bag. It's a tongue-in-cheek way of poking fun at the complexities of modern identity politics and the tendency to label oneself with unusual and unconventional descriptors. In essence, it's a lighthearted joke that playfully mocks the idea of identifying with an inanimate object, while also acknowledging the absurdity and humor in doing so.
- Nice to meet you. May I ask for your pronouns?
- I sexually identify as a walmart bag.
- Uhm, can I just call you they/them?
- I IDENTIFY AS A WALMART BAG. THAT'S REALLY OFFENSIVE TO ME. I'M Walmart/Bag, NOT They/Them!!!!!!!!!!!
- I sexually identify as a walmart bag.
- Uhm, can I just call you they/them?
- I IDENTIFY AS A WALMART BAG. THAT'S REALLY OFFENSIVE TO ME. I'M Walmart/Bag, NOT They/Them!!!!!!!!!!!
by Narmak2 April 23, 2024
Get the I sexually identify as a walmart bagmug. doctor I can't tell if I'm not me... see how I laugh at you you'll never understand no you'll never understand
by Kjoslnkcklnc October 8, 2023
Get the see how I laugh at youmug. Something a women who has been with an innumerable amount of men says to either rationalize or justify having loose sexual morals
Nina Agdal said “I love love” When explaining her comfort with public displays of affection (She falated someone in a football stadium)
by Just a guy noticing things October 8, 2023
Get the I love lovemug. by Just a girl with ❤️ for 1 November 27, 2024
Get the Imug. imagine being this bored. Go do something productive you grasshopper.
also please urban dictionary edits please let this go thru, most of yall editors are broing as fuck.
also please urban dictionary edits please let this go thru, most of yall editors are broing as fuck.
by Spiicyz.V3n0m May 3, 2023
Get the what should i write in the search barmug.