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shitness

When you do fitness and workouts, but you accidentally shit yourself doing so.
I got a nice workout in today, but it became shitness after I pooped everywhere.
by Ricochet Productions September 9, 2020
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Piss on my shit

An expression to convey disgust or anger. Best used when the words Piss and Shit are strongly emphasized.

Derived from those who defiantly choose not to flush an extraordinarily large, smelly load of shit in a public restroom only to be discovered by another who merely ducked into the stall to piss instead of waiting for a urinal.
Walking in the dark and stubbing your toe... "Piss on my shit!"
While sitting at a traffic light checking your text even after the light turns green, the driver behind begins to honk. You look in the mirror and yell, "Piss on my shit!"
by Signguy2 December 7, 2018
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Shit upwards

A woman so beautiful that would make a man shit towards the sky. There is no specific execution how to shit vertically.

It may require the man to point his hips past 45⁰ to assure the turd gains some velocity before escaping the rectum towards the sky.
"Had Aragorn chosen Eowyn over Arwen, he would be shitting towards the sky."

"The sun will see how I can shit towards the light, because nothing will feel as good as loving that woman."

"I am full of lust, and must have you beneath me. I will let my muscles loose so that I can shit upwards."

"Aragorn should be shitting upwards with this gal!"
by dogoodvillain March 25, 2024
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Schrittwieser (shit-wiser)

A cheap, young frat boy in his 20’s with aspirations to become some type of doctor.
That cocky little dork sure was a schrittwieser (shit-wiser).
by therealjamesmurph May 10, 2020
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shit lib

A willingly propagandized virtue signaler who takes NPR as gospel
Did you listen to All Things Considered?

You’re such a shit lib
by Tiny_frog_finder October 25, 2023
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Bed shit crazy

When someone is so off the rails, that they’ll shit on your side of the bed in an attempt to get revenge.
“Man, that girl Amber dropped a shit right on the bed.”
Yeah bro, she is bed shit crazy!”
by meowverseer May 7, 2022
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Shit

A acronym for Spicy Hot Irritated Toothpick. Its used to making everyone know that there is a toothpick in your ass
Friend: Are you fine?
Me: Yea, I just shit
by FlamingoIsDoingCocain July 1, 2020
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