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The Griddy Man

The Griddy Man is a man who hits the griddy all day every day. He lives in GriddyTown and makes sure that everyone will hit the griddy there. Sometimes he leaves town to go to other towns to make sure they hit the griddy too. If you don't hit the griddy when he tells you to, then he might pay you a visit to your house late at night....
Bro 1: Yo this guy called The Griddy Man just sent me a text saying that if I don't hit the griddy then I will get a visit paid to me at my home tonight.

Bro 2: Bro that's the most dumb ahh stuff ever man. What can bro even do to you?

Bro 1: Well, I'm not sure. I live within 100 miles of GriddyTown so it could be serious.

Bro 2: Well it can't be that serious.

Bro 1: Hmmm, I guess you're right. Guess I'll just go to sleep now.

And later that night, Bro 1 got paid a visit by The Griddy Man and was never seen ever again...
by ComputerWorld January 14, 2024
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apple man

Apple Man (noun)
/ˈap-əl man/

A figure in the hood known for consistently smelling like apples, whether from cologne, lotion, or some mysterious natural aura. Often a lowkey legend, the Apple Man moves through the block leaving a crisp, fruity trail behind him.

Lore: The Apple Man is rarely seen buying apple-scented products, leading to speculation that the scent is either a gift from the universe or the result of a secret homemade formula passed down through generations.

Titles: Mr. Macintosh, Sir Fuji, Lord Honeycrisp, The Orchard Phantom

Verb form: Appling — The act of dapping up the Apple Man in recognition of his fragrant legacy.
"Everybody know the Apple Man — bro been smellin' like a fresh Granny Smith since '09."
by Appling Man March 5, 2025
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never let this man cook

What you say when someone, usually a musical artist, makes music so bad that they should stop doing it for an indefinite amount of time.
Person 1: *posts a hilariously bad song*
Person 2: NEVER LET THIS MAN COOK 🔥🔥🔥🔥
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rain-manned

In black jack, doubeling down on a hard 17 and drawing a 4 or lower to beat the dealer.
"Yeah, they kicked me out of the casino after I rain-manned my fifth hand and they thought I was counting cards."
by Vanhoven June 1, 2009
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Wild man

A person who’s name name rhymes with Mesus Mominguez. Slayer of all milfs. Destroyer of all hearts. Elon Musk’s protégé
You see that guy over there with a milf? He’s a wild man. I think his name is Mesus Mominguez
by MilfSlayer19604 January 3, 2023
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I don’t know. I heard this from a show and this shit is menacing. I’m guessing it means for horrible people that if you are a mass murderer, you are loyal to thousands of evil and masterminded beings. I don’t really know honestly lol.
When you kill somebody, just remember, “Kill one man and you are a murderer; Kill them all and you are a god….”
by Chaotic3546 October 11, 2023
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D-Man

Usually referenced when talking about a sexual partner. The D-Man is a woman’s “plug” when it comes to free sex. The D-Man is known for his large member and great intelect
“Yo? If you wanna get fucked up, I’ll call up my D-Man, he can do anything you need and give you sex
by Rachel_Tyson February 28, 2021
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