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small man syndrome

Small man syndrome is the devastatingly disabling inferiority complex invariably associated with the completely and utterly debilitating death sentence disability of manletism (the catastrophically crippling condition of being a manlet, a diminutively dwarfed male shorter than 5ft10). Relentlessly driven to ever-greater extremes of manlet cope, manlet mathematics and guy height by the well-deserved bullying that the microscopic midget manlet constantly endures at the courtesy of disgusted women and laughing manmores for being a small man syndrome-infected Little Napoleon, the severely stunted small man syndrome sissy manlet can often be detected in public while loudly yelling at his mother on the phone because she wore his favorite pair of high heels again, dancing a merry jig atop of a bar stool in front of microbiology labs while dressed like a tiny, little leprechaun, begging for spare change to buy his fix of height boosting insoles in the parking lot of your local Foot Locker and crying tiny tears of manlet rage while furiously dry humping the pole of low clearance signs. Manlets, when will they learn?
Gemma: Lol, why is Kevin "Horrid Homunculus" Hart sobbingly driving around in a toy car while girlishly throwing his massive collection of high heels at that group of, by comparison towering, children over there? Anais: Classic small man syndrome. Short people got no reason. Gemma: Silly manlet boys...
by ManletDepreciator September 29, 2024
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Man hurdling

The act of leapfrogging another male or female and landing your penis in inside the females vagina finnishing in the doggystyle position.
Dude last night kyle and i were man hurdling the red head from the party
by BigDaddyRydogg6969 June 5, 2018
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Man-me-downs

Items that your girlfriend has that have been used or, previously owned by her x-man/boyfriend/husband.
Your girlfriend digs in a box and says I have a tee-shirt you can use, you then say I don't want your man-me-downs!
by Swiggs November 27, 2011
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Lick man down

To lick a male
lick man down on the main road-
to have a passionate consensual homosexual encounter, in a public place because we do not care who sees our love
by ALFONSOBLACK May 1, 2023
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Manny Mans

The best, most contagiously giddy person you can ever meet. He has a wide smile, brown eyes, typically long, wavy hair, braces, and he is very tall. He is charismatic and the life of the party at any place he goes. He is a big fan of video games, he's interesting, and a collector of insanely cool things. If you walk into Manny Mans' room, it'll be like walking into a museum. He is charming, but very loyal. He only has eyes for his lady. He is so gentle, yet so strong and could catch anyone's eyes in his presence. He is kind and protective and a lover of music. He enjoys picking up instruments as a hobby.
Anyone: I'll do whatever I can to be around Manny Mans.
Also anyone: Manny Mans makes me poop my pants!!
by vannyvanz May 17, 2022
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Racking The Man Bun

Racking The Man Bun Aka The Most Godlike Man Bun Possible
Guy1- “Nice Man Bun Dude”
Guy2-“Yeah Dude I’ve been Racking The Man Bun Lately”
Guy1-“Yeah Dude Your Right!”
by FatMf July 20, 2018
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man-whore

man, who sells him self like a jigalo...
alfredo is such a man-whore, he bangs every bitch he can get his hands on
by bgirl aero January 12, 2017
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