Grumpy Old Man, like CIA director Johnnie Brennan! Someone dissed his "friend" invitation and he went GOM!! They thumbed down his Facebutt comment and he swore like a GOM!!
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by Stuh May 22, 2016
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/ˈap-əl man/
A figure in the hood known for consistently smelling like apples, whether from cologne, lotion, or some mysterious natural aura. Often a lowkey legend, the Apple Man moves through the block leaving a crisp, fruity trail behind him.
Lore: The Apple Man is rarely seen buying apple-scented products, leading to speculation that the scent is either a gift from the universe or the result of a secret homemade formula passed down through generations.
Titles: Mr. Macintosh, Sir Fuji, Lord Honeycrisp, The Orchard Phantom
Verb form: Appling — The act of dapping up the Apple Man in recognition of his fragrant legacy.
/ˈap-əl man/
A figure in the hood known for consistently smelling like apples, whether from cologne, lotion, or some mysterious natural aura. Often a lowkey legend, the Apple Man moves through the block leaving a crisp, fruity trail behind him.
Lore: The Apple Man is rarely seen buying apple-scented products, leading to speculation that the scent is either a gift from the universe or the result of a secret homemade formula passed down through generations.
Titles: Mr. Macintosh, Sir Fuji, Lord Honeycrisp, The Orchard Phantom
Verb form: Appling — The act of dapping up the Apple Man in recognition of his fragrant legacy.
by Appling Man March 5, 2025
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A man-wife is the cutest kind of man, follows traditional roles like (cooking and cleaning) etc.
A man-wife is the cutest kind of man, follows traditional roles like (cooking and cleaning) etc.
The alpha-male is controlling, dominant, superior and masculine.
The man-wife is subservient, submissive, inferior and feminine.
The man-wife is subservient, submissive, inferior and feminine.
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