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you know im shittin

Expending wealth at the onset of success
I work hard and besides, you know im shittin
by safe23 August 22, 2011
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I will send you to jesus

A sentence meaning that one is going to end someone's life.
Person 1: You are a noob.
Person 2: I will send you to jesus.
by elaboratescanner04 October 8, 2023
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you being Hollywood

Means to not text back or pay attention to people like a Celebrity
Why are you being Hollywood you not texting me back like who u feeling like
by Jo Jo man March 6, 2024
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i bought you a soda

Peace offering. You are being thought of in a sweet and caring way.
I bought you a soda. You wanna hang out?
by Esquire Ink June 4, 2023
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Mr. Two-Squeeze Thank-You-Please

An individual with low stamina when called upon to perform a hot carl, a Cincinnati bowtie or a similar act involving defecation on another person for one or both parties’ gratification. Generally it indicates that the person (Mister) can only squeeze their bowels twice (two squeeze) before completing the act (thank you please), which is considered unimpressive, disappointing and, in some circumstances, embarrassing. It’s comparable to a one-pump chump or ‘Mr. Wham-Bam-Thank-You-Maam’.

First heard in the 2013 film Movie 43.
“Drinks are cool. Have a few fuckin drinks. Makes you last longer!”
“‘Last longer’??”
“You don’t wanna be Mr. Two-Squeeze Thank-You-Please, right?”
“Oh, you definitely don’t wanna be that.”
by MotherEarthFracker January 6, 2024
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