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Maimai (weird ass bisexual goddess)

Show stopping. Beautiful. Absolutely perfect. No matter who you are, what you’re doing or where you’re going, if you see a Maimai I can guarantee you’ll be smiling. A Maimai is the light in all the world, the happiness in all the sunshine, the peace in all the rivers, she is ethereal. No human could even come CLOSE to the amount of joy and beauty that Maimai brings to the world. Any human who gets to have as little as a brief exchange with Maimai is a blessed as a person can be. Unique, lovely, fantastic, mystical, amazing are all things to describe a Maimai. (And if you hurt Maimai her best friend Roxanne will probably come rip your lungs out and feed them to you so be careful^^)
“Omg that dress is so beautiful it could be Maimai (weird ass bisexual goddess)
by Matsuyama Kitty January 19, 2021
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Stupid Fuckin' Bitch-ass Melon

It's the world's most annoying melon. His name is Cocomelon.
"-Here is the story that I'm tellin'
-What is it?
-About a Stupid Fuckin' Bitch-ass Melon
-Yayyyyy!"
by Anonymous, Well I think? March 4, 2021
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pull a rabbit out of my ass

When a boss dumps an impossible job on you with no warning, or support and wants it done yesterday.
The machine has been down for weeks. Now they want me to pull a rabbit out of my ass , and get it working because they need it by lunch.
by knowman December 16, 2009
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Blow your ass out

Something enjoyable or something that makes you really happy.
You've never seen Predator?! That movie is the shit. It's going to blow your ass out.
by K4W5 March 15, 2010
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National grab ass day

National grab ass day it’s August 30th boys will grab girls asses. Boys mostly do this as a fun thing to there female friends and girlfriends! Girls can do it to
Someone:Damn look he just grabbed her ass
Random person:yea ofc it’s NATIONAL grab ass day
by August 30 grab ass day August 29, 2019
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more ass than a toilet seat

a)used to explain how much ass someone gets; how much they get laid
b)this phrase is used in eminems popular "shake that"
Man, Brenda did me 3 times today! Lately ive been getting more ass than a toilet seat!
by swimma101 June 11, 2006
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