Fire man

What little Johnny wants to be when he grows up

Teacher: ok class I’m going go around to ask everyone what they want to be when they grow up. Now who wants to go first!

Little Johnny: *jumping out of his chair* oh me miss teacher!

Teacher: Ok go ahead Johnny!

Johnny: Guess! *whispers to his friends “she’ll never guess!”*

Teacher: hmm Johnny I’m not sure

Johnny: fire man! I wanna be a fire man ! *proceeds to climb on desk and start peeing, like a fire Mans hose*

by Crisss49 September 1, 2020

Man Stretching

Man Stretching is to men as what yoga is to women.

are you practicing yoga? no, i'm man stretching. But i hear yoga is good for stretching.

by riolofit February 21, 2013

Dibble Man

A Dibble Man is a man who likes to fiddle with young women, and elderly men.

Guy: Oi mate it’s a dibble man, his names probably jimmy.

by Dibble Man the wide October 8, 2020

A man is not a plan

A man is not a plan — On Thursday February 15th 2024, Fani Willis electrified the non-Black world with the Black Cultural Maxim: A man is not a plan. Taught by her stern southern father she was taught to be a strong independent woman who could take care of herself. Pops gave her the following instructions that would help to prevent a Trump-like pussy grab. 1) if you go out in a date have $200.00 with you so that if a man decides to act up; then you can go wherever you want to go. 2) Keep six months of living expenses in cash on hand at all times in safes and lock boxes to buttress against unforeseen misfortune. 3) Pay your own way. A man who pays is a man who expects to be laid. 4) Speak up for yourself. Any strong independent woman will tell you that this is a good strategy for self-protection. As Fani said, the only man who ever paid her way is her father.

You go girl, YOU GO!!!!!!!

Girrrrrrrrrrrrl, I got my own house, my own car, and my own money; a man is a companion — A man is not a plan!!!

by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 15, 2024

Chicken nugget man

Chicken nugget man is a chicken nugget which is a man, he uses his chicken powers to beat the enemy's.

Who's that?

Do you not know!? It's chicken nugget man!

by chicken nugget master October 4, 2020

man-chug

A male's whole genital area AKA genitals.
includes dick & bollocks.

Hey girls look at his man-chug.
I'd like a bit of that man-chug.

by Poopie09 August 17, 2006

tang yik man

A short girl wearing glasses , always smiling she's gorgouse

Tang yik man is so hot !
Yes ikr!

by Maddie Maddie Emily August 18, 2017