Blowing My Hole

That moment when nature calls, and in a split second you find yourself holding onto the bowl, praying that this "muddy mess" will be over soon. (AKA a massive, normally watery, dookie)

Big bad Blake: can little jimmy come out to play?

Jimmy's mom: jimmy big bad Blake is here to play.

Jimmy: mom I ate too many hot wings and I'm blowing my hole all on the porcelain throne.

by House Nīgga January 20, 2014

My furnace is smoking

Used in place of the honest excuse "I don't want to do that with you" - typically due to hangover.

"Dude, I can't go skiing with you because my furnace is smoking"

by NotMetero February 11, 2014

bit my thesis

To contemptuously steal another's idea and use it as your own.

Jay told the boss about my proposal to streamline plant operations and increase production by 50%. The boss loved it, and he got a promotion! Dat bitch-ass totally bit my thesis!!!

by Glockgirl February 23, 2014

slap my donut

When a male is having relations with a male or female, the instant before climax, he requests that he be spanked between the cheeks #slapmydonut

Omg I'm about to come, slap my donut

by LACP March 4, 2014

get off my bus

basically "don't kill my vibe"

*person ruins your joke (or tries)*
"dude, just get off my bus!"

by tm64 March 3, 2014

my turtles

Used as a pick-up line to refer to ones own pubic hair(s). pubs bush exotic turtle hairy

Would you like to go look at my turtles, they are pretty exotic.

by Smokey's pubs March 4, 2014

My Friend the Comet

A crazy, disgusting, sick website floating around that is extremely hard to find. The website, which home screen reads "My Friend the Comet" contains links to various fucked up videos. The URL is completely random letters and numbers, and doesn't end with .com or .org. The videos include a 13 year old boy beating his naked mother with a baseball bat, a muscular guy in a clown mask stomping on a dead/disfigured body, and a women sitting in a basement have an alligator bite and tear up her vagina, leaving a bloody mess. Probably the sickest site out there

Dude, did you see all those gross videos on My Friend the Comet??

by crazymofo11 April 14, 2014