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Show your friends your dick day

Send this to your friend on Nov 2 and they have to send you a dick pick and if they send it back to you you have to send them a dick pic
Friend 1- show me your dick
Friend 2- eww no
Friend 1 - but it's Show your friends your dick day
Friend 2 - ok 🍆
by Realchickenman November 2, 2022
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gornf your splornf

to kill someone in one brutal move
Hey bro, you better stop doing that or else I'm going to gornf your splornf!
by morkelorbo October 6, 2020
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be on your bath behavior

It's a suggestion not too unlike to "be on your best behavior." In this instance it is a recommendation to keep it clean and not to be vulgar, well too vulgar.
Grandma: "Now listen children. I need you to be on your bath behavior in church today. No one is to spit or call the priest a child-molesting pedo again!"
Louie: "Can I at least spit in the holy water, Grandma?"
Grandma: "If I don't see it happen, then it didn't happen."
by von groovy August 26, 2024
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shook by your look

When one is so shook by the way one looks that they die and fall on the cold floor and roll all around was utter amazement
I am so sister shook by your look I might need to take a breather
by shoooooooooooooooooooooooooook September 25, 2018
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On your dummy head

A term used when your are dealing with incompetent people.

Also when you get a kill or block in volleyball
Julie said “on your dummy head” when she got a kill and won the game.
by Dummyheads December 17, 2019
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Your Ass

(n.)/(adj.)
1.Your Ass is grass.(Usually used when addressing males.)
2.Your Ass is on fire girl!!! (Usually used when addressing females.)

Sometimes pronounced in the Ebonic language: Yo Ass, or Yo Ayyzsss!.
(masculine)
Son, go mow your ass.

Your ass is growing greener everyday.

That Cow eats your ass.

Simba, we become your ass, and then the antelope eats your ass. This is the great circle of life.

She loves to get up, go outside, and smell the sweet smell of your ass in the morning.

She loves to get naked, go outside, and lay down on your ass.

Your ass turns yellow in the Winter.

(feminine)
Dayum! I better pull out my hose and put out Your Ass Girl! Cuz itz a Fyah'!!!! Mnn! WOOH!

Your ass was so hot it burned my britches clear off!

Girl!!! Mnnn! Your ass is hotter than the sun I'm gonna have to pull out my 10inch telescope and inspect it!

Your ass can burn my log any day!
by Jiffy Wilakurs June 8, 2018
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Your mom

Some one that is hot and was in my bed last night
Person: where were you last night
You: With your mom.
by anonymous December 7, 2021
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